Alison Brie twice in one week! You’d think Community was still on TV! For those who weren’t around then (god, has it been that long) I used to post Alison Brie about once a week. You know… on Fridays. The day after Community aired. Halcyon days those. Anyway, it’s nice to have her around again with all the praise Glow is getting. I like Glow. I like her. What I didn’t think I’d like was the 80’s style perm which was not a good look when I was a kid and has not gotten better with age. Yes her hair last night at an event, while not that sure looked like that at first glance and… I kind of liked it? Which just goes to show you that you get used to anything eventually I guess. Boy, that’s not a great lesson is it? Hooray for being a frog in a pot of water brought slowly to a boil! Sorry, I am kinda tired. It’s a weird day. It’s a weird weekend. She looked really good and has all week so today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Today’s choice was tough. The Critics Choice Awards were last night and there were so many looks I liked. And this look was like… I didn’t like it at first but it’s the one I kept going back to because something about how Alison Brie looks here stuck with me. The more I thought about it, the more I looked at it, the more I liked it. Thanks to my friend @thunderstormofoblivion for pointing out that she basically looks like a sexy mummy in the dress, which I guess is a thing I am into but I didn’t know. I always thought if I was into a classic horror monster it would be a vampire or maybe some sort of ghost but it turns out it’s the Mummy. Or maybe it’s not surprising, I posted Valerie Leon after seeing Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb and I genuinely believe her to be stunningly beautiful, especially in that movie. This started as a joke but now I am a bit worried. I really don’t need some weird Mummy bullshit on top of everything. Fingers crossed I am just into Alison Brie as a mummy. One one hand, that seems like a thing I will rarely get to see and so I will be unsatisfied but I don’t want to be a Mummy kinkster. I am not even sure how you’re supposed to decorate to be one of those. Fingers crossed. Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

I haven’t posted Alison Brie in a million years and that just kind of happens sometimes.  I really like Alison Brie but I liked Community and Mad Men even more.  So I watched them every time they were on and loved the shows and that’s where I saw her most often.  Those shows are long, long gone at this point, which is why it has been a shocking 14 months since I last posted her. The time just slips away I guess.  But now we’re getting a press barrage for GLOW, which she is the star of.  And I hope it’s good, I think it could be really interesting but I suppose we’ll see.  I guess tone will matter because I remember GLOW being a thing in the 80’s and wrestling in general was a bit of a joke then, kids stuff that my friends and I watched on Saturday Mornings but GLOW was especially seen as a punchline by the culture at large.  You know, cause Women.  So I think I watched some of it at some point.  I know I definitely saw some of the member of the Glamorous Ladies of Wrestling on an episode of the Family Feud.  Either way, you could chart the lack of prestige there by the fact that in my area at least it showed up on one of those unaffiliated UHF stations that no one really knew why it existed and again, only kids watched it cause it showed syndicated cartoons in the afternoon.  So I think there is a lot of story potential there and in general things about wrestling fit in very well with a type of underdog sports story.  Not the underdog makes good times but the societal underdog, people who are just seen as disreputable by their very existence and will probably never earn respect or acclaim and have to deal with that reality.  Or you know, maybe it will be about Glowworms, also a very 80’s thing and a toy I never had because who wants a stuffed animal made mostly out of hard plastic?  Well, everyone I guess but I still never had one.  Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.  

Alison Brie is a good example of what an easily distracted idiot I am.  When I started this blog I was sooooo into Alison Brie because she was one what was perhaps my favorite TV show.  Well, that show kept getting canceled or sorta canceled and it’s been gone for like… I don’t even know how long, a long time now.  So I have posted Alison Brie two times in two years.  And it isn’t a matter of not liking her or liking her less so much as now that she’s not in front of my face once a week I just never think of her.  Which happens a lot with a lot of people.  I get easily distracted.  Well, here is the roundabout way she showed up today.  I was talking to @she about an Anna Kendrick movie and i was like, oh yeah, don’t I have a copy of that sitting around?  I did not, I had a different unsatisfying Anna Kendrick movie sitting around, Get a Job, which was not terrible so much as just stridently mediocre.  Alison Brie was in it though and looked good as she always does.  The movie was generally meh however so I decided to move on to something different and watched a movie called Manborg about a post apocalyptic future where the armies of hell take over Earth but a half man-half machine named Manborg helps defeat the forces of hell.  It was obviously robbed at the Oscars.  One of the demon girls though was hot because… evil demon henchwomen often are.  But I kept going, “man, she’s hot, she looks a little like Alison Brie”.  Eventually it was like, why not just post Alison Brie since I clearly kept thinking about her.  So here she is.  Sorry it’s been so long.  Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Here is Alison Brie who hasn’t shown up in almost a year which is just a crime.  But it’s because Community was gone.  It’s not quite back yet of course but clearly the universe is getting ready for it’s return because Alison Brie has just popped up all over the place in front of me recently. I mean not literally but… well you know, you get idioms, right?  Anyway, I could talk about the return of Community as to why she is here but the truth is she is just really hot and looks good in these pictures so she’s here today.  Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.