Today’s choice was tough. The Critics Choice Awards were last night and there were so many looks I liked. And this look was like… I didn’t like it at first but it’s the one I kept going back to because something about how Alison Brie looks here stuck with me. The more I thought about it, the more I looked at it, the more I liked it. Thanks to my friend @thunderstormofoblivion for pointing out that she basically looks like a sexy mummy in the dress, which I guess is a thing I am into but I didn’t know. I always thought if I was into a classic horror monster it would be a vampire or maybe some sort of ghost but it turns out it’s the Mummy. Or maybe it’s not surprising, I posted Valerie Leon after seeing Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb and I genuinely believe her to be stunningly beautiful, especially in that movie. This started as a joke but now I am a bit worried. I really don’t need some weird Mummy bullshit on top of everything. Fingers crossed I am just into Alison Brie as a mummy. One one hand, that seems like a thing I will rarely get to see and so I will be unsatisfied but I don’t want to be a Mummy kinkster. I am not even sure how you’re supposed to decorate to be one of those. Fingers crossed. Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.