I am posting Anastasia Scheglova today because she’s really pretty and I am really tired and so it was very easy. I know that sounds lazy but she tends to look amazing in almost every picture so it just wasn’t a struggle to find decent pictures. Past that… I don’t have a lot to say. She’s probably a spy. She’s very obvious evidence as to why Russian espionage is so effective. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
I am posting Anastasia Scheglova cause she’s easy. To post I mean. I have no knowledge otherwise. Her name is hard to spell, details about her are hard to come by, I used to make jokes about her being a Russian spy but those were largely funny because they were based in 30 year old cold war paranoia and felt totally ridiculous but suddenly they aren’t as funny anymore because the world got into a time machine a couple of years ago and the time line is all fucked up. Anyway, my point is she is easy to actually post because pictures are bountiful. I could almost throw a dart at a list of pictures and post her. Almost. I can’t because there are nudes but also it turns out throwing darts at a computer monitor at best ruins the monitor. It in no way posts said pictures on tumblr. One day though, that’s the dream. Anyway, here she is because shes’ beautiful. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
Here is Russian super spy and model Anastasia Scheglova. She is here because I saw a new shoot with her and I quite liked what I saw. None of that is here because I can’t post those, there is a severe lack of tops in it but it was very good. She looked very good. She is very attractive and um… that’s about it. I mean, also she’s likely some sort of evil Russian spy but that joke was a lot funnier in 2016 when I used to make it. Now it’s just a little depressing. Oh well. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
So here is Anastasia Scheglova because she appeared in this add for watches where she was wearing some neon colored wigs and really not much else. I mean, like really, just flat out full frontal nudity in some, just a naked girl in a bright yellow or blue wig. Well, a watch as well. And in a couple with another naked girl draped across her. Not sure that really makes someone more covered up though. I guess that’s a good way to advertise a watch though? I mean, I didn’t wake up this morning planning on talking about watches yet here I am, talking about watches. It’s effective. Anyway, I am a sucker for ridiculous hair color and silly wigs so she made it here today. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
Here is famed Russian spy and model Anastasia Scheglova. I have bemoaned the lack of pictures this month from the celebrity set in general. There have been some but it has been a mostly slow month. Which was probably a good thing for me since I was so into the Olympics anyway. But among those really putting in the effort is Anastasia Scheglova. She is very attractive but unfortunately I don’t have a single follower who is into her. I am the only one. It’s unfortunate but not a single one you likes her so no one will reblog her. I guess that means I get dibs. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
Here is Anastasia Scheglova, international woman of mystery. It’s amazing, so little is still known about her on the internet except it’s not that amazing because she very clearly works for the KGB. Like… ok, so security experts say it was very likely the Russians who leaked the DNC emails and you know today, suddenly a ton of pictures of Anastasia Scheglova started showing up on the places I go to collect pictures. I’d say the people that found a treasure trove of pictures were doing the Lord’s work but let’s be honest, that’s not true. They’re godless communists. So I’m torn. I mean, obviously I am not a communist, it doesn’t work and I won’t fall for their pink lies. But on the other hand: boobs. Now, I know someone will say something about the fall of communism, yadda yadda yadda, she wasn’t even alive then. Well, isn’t that just what makes it so clever on their part? I’m not falling for it. Mostly. I mean, what I am saying is I am on to them. I am on to her. On the other hand though, today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
Here is Anastasia Scheglova because last month was @she-goes-to-eleven‘s birthday. That might seem strange but anyone can mention someone’s birthday on the date, next level birthday wishes come on some random date, no one sees it coming. Like, a surprise party makes no sense on someone’s birthday. If her birthday is in February just randomly jump out of her closet in the dark in June, she’ll be surprised! I give great life advice. Anyway, she is the reason I know about Anastasia Scheglova so it seemed appropriate to mention her long passed birthday cause I didn’t know at the time. Anastasia Scheglova is of course a Russian model and i know next to nothing about her past that but I don’t really need to know more because I have seen every single Bond movie ever, so I pretty much know everything about beautiful Russians. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
Here is Anastasia Scheglova whose name I can almost spell without looking. Almost. Well… I may actually be able to but I don’t have confidence so I get to her last name, start typing and then pause to look it up to make sure I have it right. She is here today on account of attractiveness. Which I guess sums up this blog for the most part but I don’t know that much more about her. But @she-goes-to-eleven has started posting 11 pictures of her favorite girls and started with Anastasia the other day. You can find her post here. That is worth looking at but nakedness guys, lots of nakedness over there. Anyway, Anastasia Scheglova is all over the internet these days, or at least the parts I stumble across. She is very pretty so today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
Here is Anastasia Scheglova who I know next to nothing about which will disappoint @wildflagsure because I have her convinced I know everything about everyone. This is not my fault though, it seems like no one knows about Anastasia Scheglova. I know who she is because @she-goes-to-eleven has reblogged her enough that I noticed her. At first I was like, that girl is pretty who is she. Then I noticed more and more of her and did some digging and there is nothing out there. But since I first noticed her she’s showing up everywhere. Now some people would say this is a cognitive bias called the “frequency illusion” (or the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon if you must) but those people are nerds because they use phrases like “cognitive bias”. No, there is something else going on here. See, the way I know about people is I have always had a passion for research, ever since I was a kid. I like knowing things and I like learning. So I know all about this because even as a child I was dedicated to research. When the Price Club opened up near my Dad’s house it was the first big warehouse club store I had ever heard of and it was amazing. There I convinced my dad to buy this huge pack of James Bond movies and I researched the fuck out of those on Summer nights that year. It’s why I know what it means when a Russian Woman of Mystery suddenly shows up looking this good. She’s a spy. This whole thing is a giant Soviet plot. I mean, she was in some version of Vogue, or at least the website but she appears to have no agency representation? Clearly the KGB set this up. Now, some of you might be saying, “But there is no Soviet Union anymore”. I would say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. So as an expert I know the only way to deal with a Russian spy is to seduce her and so I am willing to take that bullet for the Free World. I know, some of you are going, “So you’re James Bond in this delusion?” Well yeah, it’s my delusion. Look, the most important lesson for you to learn here is not that the Soviet Union is up to some sort of red shenanigans again, I’ve got that shit covered, I’ll save us, no the most important thing is this, never trust someone who disappoints themselves in their own fantasies. If someone fantasizes about being Moneypenny or Q or something don’t trust that person, that is a person who isn’t even the hero in his own mind and that person will turn on you one day for not hating them as much as you hate yourself. So remember that, I’ll take care of the spy shit. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.
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