Here is Anastasia Scheglova who I know next to nothing about which will disappoint @wildflagsure because I have her convinced I know everything about everyone.  This is not my fault though, it seems like no one knows about Anastasia Scheglova.  I know who she is because @she-goes-to-eleven has reblogged her enough that I noticed her.  At first I was like, that girl is pretty who is she.  Then I noticed more and more of her and did some digging and there is nothing out there.  But since I first noticed her she’s showing up everywhere. Now some people would say this is a cognitive bias called the “frequency illusion” (or the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon if you must) but those people are nerds because they use phrases like “cognitive bias”.  No, there is something else going on here.  See, the way I know about people is I have always had a passion for research, ever since I was a kid.  I like knowing things and I like learning.  So I know all about this because even as a child I was dedicated to research.  When the Price Club opened up near my Dad’s house it was the first big warehouse club store I had ever heard of and it was amazing.  There I convinced my dad to buy this huge pack of James Bond movies and I researched the fuck out of those on Summer nights that year.  It’s why I know what it means when a Russian Woman of Mystery suddenly shows up looking this good.  She’s a spy.  This whole thing is a giant Soviet plot.  I mean, she was in some version of Vogue, or at least the website but she appears to have no agency representation?  Clearly the KGB set this up.  Now, some of you might be saying, “But there is no Soviet Union anymore”.  I would say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.  So as an expert I know the only way to deal with a Russian spy is to seduce her and so I am willing to take that bullet for the Free World.  I know, some of you are going, “So you’re James Bond in this delusion?” Well yeah, it’s my delusion. Look, the most important lesson for you to learn here is not that the Soviet Union is up to some sort of red shenanigans again, I’ve got that shit covered, I’ll save us, no the most important thing is this, never trust someone who disappoints themselves in their own fantasies.  If someone fantasizes about being Moneypenny or Q or something don’t trust that person, that is a person who isn’t even the hero in his own mind and that person will turn on you one day for not hating them as much as you hate yourself.  So remember that, I’ll take care of the spy shit.  Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.