Tag: Ashley Greene

This Movie Staten Island Summer showed up on Netflix under my list of movies for me.  I have to say it was a pretty dire list and I am not sure what Netflix was thinking, most of the movies it had pegged as a 1 star for me.  And usually I find the algorithm for Netflix is pretty spot on, so that means either I have watched everything good on Netflix or Netflix was fucking with me. The only movie above 1.5 stars was Staten Island Summer.  Which it thought I would give 2.5 stars. It was wrong, this movie was bad guys. Because it wasn’t just not funny, it was such a blatant rip off of Superbad they had the loud, fat, obnoxious friend just doing a straight up Jonah Hill impression.  Ashley Greene played the hot girl in the movie.  You know, the object of affection who no one really knows, she just keeps showing up and looking hot every now and then.  It was a role that suited her because if the movie got one thing right it’s that Ashley Greene is pretty hot. I haven’t posted her in forever because I haven’t seen her in anything in forever.  I hate to say it but given the quality of movies I have seen her in.. it’s probably good news for me.  But… she is really hot.  And I still am going to get around to Burying the Ex eventually.  Today I want to fuck Ashley Greene

With Joan Rivers passing (which is terrible.  If you don’t think she’s great then you clearly didn’t know her work because she was amazing) someone has to start talking about Red Carpet Fashion.  I guess that means me.  Right?  All eyes are on me to take up the mantle?  I guess so.  Anyway, a couple of major film festivals are getting under way and this is good news if you like red carpet fashion cause film festivals have red carpets and people generally wear clothing at them.  I actually couldn’t decided who to post today so I got greedy and lazy.  Alexandra Daddario and Ashley Greene both looked fantastic in all the stuff associated with the movie Burying the Ex which I know exactly zero about other than assuming they are in it.  I guess I also know they looked great at the premier.  And the premier party.  And the photocall.  And you know, I couldn’t decide who looked better because Alexandra Daddario’s photocall dress was so great but at the premier Ashley Greene’s was amazing and so you know what, it’s my blog, I can do what I want and so today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario and Ashley Greene.

The thing that impresses me most about Ashley Greene is how often she looks so good.  I mean, I guess that’s kind of part of the point of this blog but I just mean it seems easy for her, there are plenty of shots of her out somewhere and she still looks very good.  I sadly haven’t seen her in much, most recently I saw her in The Apparition, which I have mentioned was horrible.  She was pretty in it though.  Because she’s always pretty.  That’s pretty much the long and short of it today, Ashley Greene is pretty, thus today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.

I recently watched a movie with Ashley Greene in it.  She only had a small part but she was very pretty.  I always feel like I should have a lot to say about people here, elaborate on their skill or something but I don’t really have a lot.  I have seen Ashley Greene in a few things but her acting hasn’t really stood out, one way or another.  The movie I recently watched was ok but she didn’t have a major role. But she was attractive.  It’s kind of the main thing I know about her, she’s attractive and I mostly forget she’s there but then she shows up in something I watch and it’s like, oh yeah, she’s pretty.   So… there we have it, nothing deep, just the fact that today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.

So I watched this movie called the Apparition recently. I watched it because I love horror movies and it was getting a lot of attention for being horrible.  I realize that’s counter intuitive but so much of horror is forgettable I wanted to see what could make a movie get people so angry.  It turns out what made people so angry was that the movie was fucking horrible.  I can’t even tell you why exactly.  It wasn’t bad like some micro budget indie horror film is, where boom mics are in the shot and the acting is incompetent or the plot is cliche.  This felt like science was involved, like someone came up with a mathematical formula for creating a movie that just makes you unhappy, a perfect combination of ingredients.  Now, normally I don’t trash stuff here because everything is somebody’s favorite, even if it’s just the director’s mom, someone loves this movie.  I can’t get on board with that though and it does lead me to my point, Ashley Greene is just amazingly attractive.  It almost stood out more, you know like a flower growing through concrete sort of thing, where the beauty is contrasted by stark awfulness so the beauty is even more beautiful.  It was like that and that is why she is here today because The Apparition is horrible and Ashley Greene is hot.  Today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.

I don’t know Ashley Greene from Twilight because I haven’t seen Twilight.  But that’s probably where most people know her from.  I actually don’t know where I first saw her, I have seen her in a bad horror movie along the way but it’s probably pictures that brought her to my attention first.  Her Sobe ad, some sort of random walking around thing on some gossip blog.  That means I don’t have a ton to say about her here about how she charms me or is talented because I don’t really know.  I just know I think she’s hot and today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.