So I watched this movie called the Apparition recently. I watched it because I love horror movies and it was getting a lot of attention for being horrible.  I realize that’s counter intuitive but so much of horror is forgettable I wanted to see what could make a movie get people so angry.  It turns out what made people so angry was that the movie was fucking horrible.  I can’t even tell you why exactly.  It wasn’t bad like some micro budget indie horror film is, where boom mics are in the shot and the acting is incompetent or the plot is cliche.  This felt like science was involved, like someone came up with a mathematical formula for creating a movie that just makes you unhappy, a perfect combination of ingredients.  Now, normally I don’t trash stuff here because everything is somebody’s favorite, even if it’s just the director’s mom, someone loves this movie.  I can’t get on board with that though and it does lead me to my point, Ashley Greene is just amazingly attractive.  It almost stood out more, you know like a flower growing through concrete sort of thing, where the beauty is contrasted by stark awfulness so the beauty is even more beautiful.  It was like that and that is why she is here today because The Apparition is horrible and Ashley Greene is hot.  Today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.