Tag: Beyoncé

So I was overall a little underwhelmed by people and their costumes this year and that was disappointing.  I guess I should have realized that people were going to save their best for actual Halloween.  I suddenly realized we’d all be ok when I started seeing pictures from Heidi Klum’s Halloween party, it was like a reminder that stuff hadn’t happened yet.  How could I have forgotten that? Heidi Klum likes Halloween more than I do.  Anywya, it means last night we got a lot of great costumes but after going through many I think Beyonce did the best job with her Barbie, though props also to Jaz-Z for completing the look and making a great Ken.  Really the both of them did a hell of a job this season, as the Salt-n-Pepa costume was good, too, and Dwayne Wayne was quite the deep cut from my childhood.  Anyway, I loved the Barbie costume and in general Beyonce does well at Halloween, inventive stuff.  So today I want to fuck Beyonce Knowles.

I was asked, some time ago now, by one of my favorite followers why I had never posted Beyonce.  The truth was that I just am not that big a Beyonce fan.  I was working part time in a record store when Destiny’s Child became a big deal and it wasn’t for me, though I was a big fan of telling people they were indeed not ready for this jelly (I am very bootylicious).  I mean, I get that she is pretty but sometimes people just don’t make you feel that thing you need to feel.  That was her for me.  Anyway, the Superbowl was yesterday and besides sitting around disappointed when Bane made us wait like 40 minutes and never showed up, Beyonce played the halftime show.  The thing is, I am still human, I get how pretty she is.  I am not here to critique the halftime show but she looked very, very good.  Very good.  Good enough that I am still thinking about it.  So there you go, now she’s here and I will say that today I want to fuck Beyonce Knowles.