I was asked, some time ago now, by one of my favorite followers why I had never posted Beyonce.  The truth was that I just am not that big a Beyonce fan.  I was working part time in a record store when Destiny’s Child became a big deal and it wasn’t for me, though I was a big fan of telling people they were indeed not ready for this jelly (I am very bootylicious).  I mean, I get that she is pretty but sometimes people just don’t make you feel that thing you need to feel.  That was her for me.  Anyway, the Superbowl was yesterday and besides sitting around disappointed when Bane made us wait like 40 minutes and never showed up, Beyonce played the halftime show.  The thing is, I am still human, I get how pretty she is.  I am not here to critique the halftime show but she looked very, very good.  Very good.  Good enough that I am still thinking about it.  So there you go, now she’s here and I will say that today I want to fuck Beyonce Knowles.