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I have known I was going to post Jennifer Lawrence today since I got up this morning but here it is, almost 5 PM and I am finally posting her.  The day got in the way and each time I went to post her something came up and here we are.  This is my favorite kind of thing to happen though, it makes my choice seem more pure.  More accurate.  Like, some days I post someone and 2 hours later my brain has moved on to someone else.  I can’t help it, it’s just how my brain works.  You’ll notice I already post someone different every day.  Most people start fan blogs for a certain celebrity.  Anyway, in this case it means I am right, Jennifer Lawrence is the right person because I have been thinking about her all day.  Really off and on since Sunday.  So here she is.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So Chloe Moretz has shown up at a bunch of things recently and I think she has looked really pretty.  I guess I almost forgot that she is pretty.  She has been around for so long I guess I tend not to think about it, for me she really stands out as the amazing actress who really shouldn’t have been that good that young in things like Huge or Let Me In.  But with awards season ramping up she has looked really nice at a few things so she is here.  I do like her… I kind of wish she was in better movies these days but I like her.  So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

I was just thinking the other day about how it’s been so long since I posted Kristen Bell.  I just thought that it would look like I am not deeply obsessed with having her babies still.  I am, she just hasn’t really shown up at all in forever.  I guess being a mother of two and all limits her already limited red carpet appearances.  I don’t know.  But then here she is showing up at something for Target.  So just like people who are too good for Walmart but still kinda wish they could shop at Walmart I will say Thank God for Target!  She is beautiful as always and I just kind of wish she was in something.  Like a movie or a show I wanted to watch or… I dunno, anything.  She is great and she is still my favorite if anyone was wondering.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because I am really tired today.  I realize that sounds like an odd justification but today I woke up feeling like I’d been hit by a truck.  I have no explination as to why.  I had trouble getting to sleep last night but I did eventually.  Still… I am out of it today.  So like I saw pictures of Candice Swanepoel and my brain basically grunted “pretty girl”  And that’s it.  I have nothing else.  She is beautiful and very good at being beautiful and thus here she is.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepeol.

Here is Kate Upton because kind of my friend Katherine.  You will see me reference Katherine now and then, usually on her birthday, but she doesn’t have a tumblr so I can’t make any cool links.  Anyway, she and I were talking about celebrities last night and it was a fun conversation and because my brain is an asshole the second she left it was like, “You should try to convince Katherine to like Kate Upton”.  Why?  I don’t know.  There is no purpose to this.  And it’s been like 4 years so… it’s not happening.  But this is what my brain does, it decides to suddenly dwell on the thing that htat is the least helpful.  I mean, in the scheme of things it’s all very unimportant but that was my brain’s immediate reaction and it lasted all night and into the morning.  Like, it decided to make me obsessed with Kate Upton and… none of this post makes sense in retrospect.  I can’t really help that, I have Kate Upton on the brain.  Anyway, here she is wearing clothes because it’s really cold out side, so she should cover up, right?  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

It’s Thanksgiving guys.  I hope you have a good one.  I am sadly still in pain and not having a great day so I am going to make this short.  I am thankful for lots of things but a big one is pretty girls.  So here is Candice Swanepoel who is indeed quite pretty.  I feel like I should be able to say more things, or at least something a bit more clever but I can’t.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Today’s post really is about a surplus of things to talk about.  I am watching Jessica Jones.  Like right this second, I paused it so I could type this.  I want to talk about the show but I don’t want to spoil anything.  I am liking it more and more as time goes on and there is a lot here to unpack about the nature of abusive relationships and the reality of them that is often over looked.  The fact that David Tennant is charming and can seem reasonable or even right for a moment is a real asset to the show and it’s really nice that the show shows just how charming an abuser can be and how powerful their hold can be.  But I can’t go further than that cause spoilers suck.  What I will say instead is Patsy Walker is one of my favorite things about comics.  Not the character as much as the idea of the character.  She is something that can only exist in comics, nowhere else would you see this.  I assume everyone knows Archie comics and more specifically Betty and Veronica.  Well, if you don’t know Patsy Walker it’s ok because what she started off as was a character in bunch of comics that were meant o compete with Archie.  She was in a book called Hedy and Patsy, the Betty and Veronica of Marvel.  She was very popular.  Like she starred in a comic for 27 years straight popular.  Anyway, I won’t go into too much detail but the Betty of the Marvel Universe graduated from high school and her comic became a career girl romance comic and then eventually she became a Superhero named Hellcat, married the son of Satan, got divorced, died, came back, has some demonic powers sorta.  And that is why the character is amazing.  So it’s why Rachael Taylor is here because the second I figured out she’s Patsy Walker I knew I was going to post her.  It just was surprisingly hard to find decent pictures of her.  Strange given I have seen her in lots of movies and stuff.  Anyway, comics, Jessica Jones, yadda yadda yadda.  Today I want to fuck Rachael Taylor.  

So some movie is coming out really soon, it must be some out there indie drama because I have never heard of it, called The Hunger Games something or other.  I guess they made a few others first.  You probably haven’t heard about it.  Here is super obscure actress Jennifer Lawrence who is the star of this underground film.  I guess you might have seen her a place or two before but don’t feel bad if you’ve never heard of her, as I said before, she’s super obscure.  Anyway, she looked really good at the New York premier.  Well, she’s looked good all week but the black dress and dark lipstick was kind of a new look for her and I kind of dug it.  This was a tough choice today because Natalie Dormer also looked pretty good but I guess for now Jennifer Lawrence wins out.  Either wway I guess I was going to make my stupid Hunger Games joke.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So Brit Morgan is actually someone I almost posted in October.  She was in a horror movie and I thought about it but… the movie was so bad by the end I was like… angry with her.  So she didn’t get posted.  I have never seen True Blood but I have seen her in a bunch of things, including the Middelman which is a show I adored.  She feels like someone I have always known existed while not knowing a lot about her but that might just because Hollywood has a lot of blonde Brittanys who kinda look alike.  She was on Supergirl last night as Livewire.  Livewire isn’t a villain I have a lot of connection to, she was created for Superman’s animated series and always felt a little like they were trying to recapture the magic of Harley Quinn by having the sexy, spunky villain created for the show.  I am glad she’s going to be a Supergirl villain though because it fits more.  A shock jock criticizing Superman doesn’t quite work because Superman is beloved.  Magically though, the woman with all the same powers is generally criticized and held under much greater scrutiny.  So that part just works a little better (so did attacking Supergirl for her sexuality, body, fashion choices and so on).  I mean, the might have rushed it a little but you didn’t come here for that.  She’s basically here because I thought she looked really good as Liverwirer and villains are hot.  It’s just how it tends to work.  Look, I am an adult and am past the phase in my life where I am so in love with bad ideas that I would consider the villain overall more appealing than the hero but… evil can still be kind of hot.  Well, comic book evil.  So you know… crazy hair color change, super powers, a little sinister… I liked it.  Today I want to fuck Brit Morgan.

Here is Ashley Benson who I know a lot of people love.  Or used to?  I dunno, is Pretty Little Liars still a thing?  I guess even if it isn’t she has fans.  I just know she has always seemed to have a very devoted following and it makes sense because she is really, really pretty.  I don’t know a lot about her though.  I have posted her before and probably said the same thing.  She shows up at events and stuff all the time.  She is always pretty.  I thought she looked really good at this thing last night, a Baby2Baby Gala.  I dunno what that is.  She looked good.  So she’s here.  Because today I want to fuck Ashley Benson.