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I have felt a strange pressure to post Gigi Hadid lately.  Like… some people are expecting it and disappointed when I don’t.  I get it, we all have our favorites and we like to see them win.  Which, now that I have typed that it’s hilarious because I am positive the biggest win Gigi Hadid could have in her life is me wanting to sleep with her.  She’s probably calling her mom to brag right now.  But I know I had a friend in particular who just expected me to post her after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.  And she looked good.  My biggest take away though was, “Is Victoria’s Secret going to start selling Fire Fighter’s pants?”   Then I kind of got excited about a world where that’s the new fashion trend.  Women wearing heavy pants with suspenders and a hard plastic helmet.  Maybe the big, heavy coat too for formal occasions.  Part of me wants this because it’s hilarious but also because one time there was a fire in my building at like 3 AM and standing outside I came to the realization as the fire fighters were leaving the building an done woman had her coat undone… fire fighters are hot.  So, there is that.  Anyway, Gigi Hadid looked good.  She looks good.  So here are some runway shots of her for your enjoyment.  May they bring you some good luck today.  I have already suffered my Friday the 13th bad luck in that I have a big paper cut on my index finger right where it hits the mouse.  Terrible, terrible luck.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Just last night I was bemoaning that the arrival of Fallout 4 would make this blog a chore suddenly.  Because nothing kills libido like a video game.  Seriously, I get wrapped up in a game and I forget sex exists and I haven’t bothered to google it but I am pretty sure there are probably studies that prove this as well.   Luckily I have friends ready to make helpful suggestions (@wildflagsure).  And other friends who are kinda making suggestions without outright saying so (@thunderstormofoblivion).  Well, I didn’t take either cause I forgot there was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night.  And Candice Swanepeol looked good and so she is here cause I really liked one of the things they had her wear.  Problem solved!  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So I am not a fashion expert.  I am sure you assumed I am but I am not.  I just know what I like and what I don’t.  When I saw what Natalie Dormer wore in Berlin I winced because I dunno what most people think but it was just an ugly dress.  Enough so that I noticed and usually my scale goes from, “Ooo, I like that” to “Whatever”.  It takes a lot to get a strong negative reaction from me.  Then there was the London Premier of the new Hunger Games stuff and ti was like, “Oooo, look at that”.  Thing is, I am not sure if it is because the dress is that good or if it is because I like Natalie Dormer a lot and it is such a step up from the previous one.  So for right now I think I like the dress a lot but it could just be that Natalie Dormer is awesome and seems very clearly like she knows something the rest of us don’t.  That kind of confidence can make a whatever dress look good and you mix that with a rare misstep…  what I am saying is this is a rare instance where I cold be wrong but for right now I think I like the dress a lot.  And I like Natalie Dormer a lot.  As a matter of fact, today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So with the last installment of the Hunger Games coming up I guess we’re about to et a few weeks of Jennifer Lawrence everywhere.  I approve of this because I quite like her and her public profile has been sadly low for the last year plus.  You know… because we’re all a giant collection of dicks.  So I am glad for the excuses to see her out at things and smiling because I miss that.  I don’t really have anything else to say today cause I am on like zero sleep and kinda cranky.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So I have basically posted stuff that could be considered Halloweenish all week.  If you squint.  This wasn’t a plan but sort of a reflection of who I am, which is a person obsessed with Halloween.  This is on account of Halloween being completely awesome.  Well today I wanted to post Emma Roberts and for a moment I was disappointed in myself because I was like, there’s nothing Halloween about that.  I am not sure why I thought that exactly.  Like… Scream Queens aside, which is going on right now and is a Horror Comedy we also have things like Scream and American Horror Story.  So… I am still on track, I am a horror maniac.  Hey, that rhymed!  I didn’t intend it!  Man, today is full of happy coincidences.  Today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

I should start this by saying this post makes me feel like a poser cause I know who Jessica Nigri is because I am… well if you have followed me I am the sort of person I am on the internet.  So it would be impossible for me to have not heard of her.  That said, I know little about her.  Like, I know about Lolipop Chainsaw.  I know that some people love her and some people seem to hate her.  Which just means she’s an attractive woman on the internet and for some reason that is a highly divisive thing to be.  Other than that… uh, nothing, I have nothing.  So what I am saying is that yes, I am no expert on this but before you tell everyone what I am saying is save your breath, I never was one (I can’t swear but I don’t think this is the first time I have referenced that in a joke about being a poser).  Anyway, she is here because Halloween is approaching and if you can’t see the connection I will explain it.  See, I was thinking about costumes.  And that lead me to eventually think of Jessica Nigri.  I had a long discussion about her with a friend who is not the sort of person I am even though she is on the internet.  She loves dress up though so that lead down this rabbit hole of costumes and what not and you know, Jessica Nigri is pretty and I like her choice of costumes.  Even when I am being a poser and going, “Oh yeah, that’s some League of Legends character or something”. But she’s hot and Halloween means costumes and guys, Halloween!  She has dressed as Freddy Kruger!  Which was kind of unsettling to me, he shouldn’t be sexied up.  Still, she did.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Something has been trying to get me to post Taylor Swift.  Something.  I don’t know if it is the universe, fate, or @thunderstormofoblivion who keeps bringing pictures of Taylor to my attention.  Something though is doing it.  Though actually I got up this morning thinking I’d post her because multiple magazine covers yesterday and she looks good and was on my mind but… the day got away from me.  Usually I have changed my mind between mornign and afternoon but not today, which does go to show I really should have been posting Taylor Swift.  I read something about her trying to go away fro a while, worrying about over exposure.  I wish her luck because I don’t think this is entirely her choice unless she actually becomes a hermit.  There are few people on the internet pictures of show up more often, she even dwarfs models and their job is to have pictures taken of them.  So I wonder if we will see any less of her leaving her house or the gym or where ever they ambush her. But I wish her luck because I would hate to see some backlash against her.  My tolerance for backlashes against celebrities just continues to shrink.  And I don’t feel like she deserves any such nonsense.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift

Today I felt like posting Kate Upton and I couldn’t really tell you why.  It was just an urge I got.  I think maybe it’s just the comfort of the familiar.  It’s raining and there is a hurricane coming and just… like the temperature has dropped by 40 points since the middle of the week.  Cold and rainy weather really just made me want to pull up the covers, roll over and never get out of bed.  It will probably be the kind of weekend where I stay indoors and watch movies and try to stay warm.  I guess Kate Upton for some reason jives with that feeling.  The comfort of the person I have posted the most.  So today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So apparently Gigi Hadid has taken some heat recently about her body.  In that people don’t like it.  And you know, I will go ahead and say if there are people and things you hate and you just cannot keep it to yourself you’re probably an asshole.  If you really need to share it with other people simply because they enjoy something you are definitely an asshole.  And if you feel the need to get on a model’s instagram account so you can point out her body is not good enough or right to be a model you are a raging asshole.  I also would point out you are perhaps a bit misinformed about how the world works because by definition if someone is a model then they are good enough to be a model.  It will come as a shock to most of the internet but your opinion may not matter as much as you think and you are not the actual arbiter of reality that you believe yourself to be.  But you know, I shouldn’t be surprised that legions of people decided it was their job to make a young girl feel bad about her body just because said girl is famous.  Legions of people go out of their way every day to make young girls feel bad about their bodies.  Because it’s important not to let anyone feel too good about themselves, because they might become arrogant bitches who have the gall to not hate themselves.  So, you know, I am basically posting Gigi Hadid because my grandma always said, “The single defining characteristic of the internet is a deep seeded hatred for women”.  And for years I didn’t know what she meant because I didn’t know what the internet was but hey, she was right.  Gotta give her credit.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

If you didn’t know, Candice Swanepoel became engaged a little bit ago.  This is of course her obsession with me just taking the next obvious turn.  Now she’s going for the classic hard to get strategy to get my attention.  You know how it goes, she gets engaged and then for the next month just amazing pictures of her continue to surface repeatedly.  It’s so transparent, I am just ashamed to admit it’s working.  Now, some of you may not have been paying attention and wonder how I know she’s obsessed with me.  Don’t worry, my dear friend thunderstormofoblivion had the same question.  It’s pretty obvious when you think about it and I have documented it in the past.  Anyway, her latest tactic appears to be working because I keep seeing pictures of her and thinking about posting her, only the slew of fall events have prevented it, and then today I woke up thinking about her.  Very clever, Candy.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.