Tag: blonde

Fashion Week continues in New York and it continues to give.  Too much cause again it was like, who do I choose today.  I chose Olivia Holt who has never appeared here before for a number of reasons, a big one being I have never seen Olivia Holt in anything other than pictures of her at events and the last few minutes of a Karate show that seemed to take place in a mall.  I can’t be entirely sure about the last part but there were a few times when it came on before Gravity Falls started and it seemed to be about Mall Ninjas or something.  I don’t know, now that I am saying “Mall Ninjas” it sounds exactly like the kind of thing I’d love and since it didn’t look like the kind of thing I’d love I think I am mis-describing it somehow.  Anyway, she is obviously very pretty but I don’t know a ton about her.  She shows up at a lot of events and that’s not stunning because Disney has a pretty long and getting longer reach across entertainment, so obviously their stars are going to be at various red carpets.  She has looked really good at fashion week and I at least have really liked what she wore.  Everything I posted is from the past couple days.  I really like the red and black dress and I really like the sweater with the gold skirt.  In case you were curious now you know.  I am not like… fishing for gifts or anything.  I couldn’t pull either of those off, I promise.  She looks great in them though so today I want to fuck Olivia Holt.

The past few days have really just been a lot of, “Oh, wow, she looks good, too bad I posted already today.  Well, she’ll probably show up tomorrow” and then said girl or girls do not show up the next day because there is a new slew of pictures of women to be attracted to.   If you know me and you closely follow things like Film Festivals and Fashion shows (which, lets be honest is only going to be femalecelebrityoftheday  ) you can probably make some guesses as to who has been destined to show up here the night before but never makes it the next day.  Well, maybe you can guess at least a few names.  Please, feel free to guess, I would love to hear guesses.  Anyway, Kate Upton trumped them today by looking pretty great at the Diane Von Furstenberg show so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I thought Nicola Peltz looked amazing at the Givenchy show the other day.  She almost got posted yesterday but man there was a lot of competition.  I still like that dress though and am still thinking about it.  It’s the white one on the bottom row.  Maybe it’s not for you, I don’t know, I haven’t stopped to consider other people’s opinions.  She always looks so pretty but I have rarely posted her because… that happens sometimes?  I would go into more details but I am remarkably lazy and I am about to hit the road.  Today I want to fuck Nicola Peltz.

Here is Rachel Riley because… she’s smart, pretty, and English and obviously that’s one of those things I am into.  I have discussed it previously in this blog so if you’ve followed me for a long time you’ll know that’s one of my things.  It just is.  I can’t explain it.  Or maybe I could but it would be boring for you.  What I know is I had no idea who she was until a friend showed me and it was like, yeah, she’s really pretty.  And since then I am always struck by, yeah, she is really, really pretty.  There is just something about her that clicks for me.  Also she’s good at math.  This might seem like an odd thing to add as a reason to be attracted to someone but then I guess you don’t have to do your own taxes, do you?  Being smart is hot.  Always.  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.

Pixie Lott was at a thing for Fiat.  A car launch party or… I don’t know, there are so many events that are clearly just advertising things, I can’t keep track.  Or maybe I pay only minimal attention.  The point is she looked fantastic at it.  Which isn’t stunning because looking good is a thing she often does.  For someone I really should have no connection with she always stands out as very pretty any time I see her.  Like, she doesn’t pop up in any sort of way here in the US, not her music, not her, but I know she’s big in the UK.  So for me she is just this face that pops up and it’s always like, wow, that girl is so damn pretty.  Which is why she’s here today because she is so damn pretty.  So pretty.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Wes Craven died Sunday and it saddened me greatly.  Not because he was taken too young or anything but because he always seemed like a kind, intelligent man and his movies meant a lot to me.  I know most people aren’t horror fans.  Few people I know are.  They have always appealed to me though.  I am not entirely sure why, I am not sure taste can really be determined but when I am really pressed for an answer I have to admit I think it’s because I was scared a lot as a kid.  I mean, I was basically afraid all the time.  It is a fact of the life I grew up with, it was not a home with much kindness and it was not a pleasant place to be as a child.  I was scared almost constantly, the sound of the stairs creaking always made me tense up, my back stiffen and I would shake with fright because it meant someone was coming and that was always ominous in my life.  So I think I turned to horror because it was the only fear I can control.  Control is important in a situation like that.  It might scare me senseless but I could turn it off.  I could walk away.  So I think that’s why and my favorite horror movie as a kid was A Nightmare on Elm Street.  I loved the whole series but the first one was my favorite.  My friends all liked Friday the 13th better but not me.  As I have gotten older I have noticed overly intellectual children seemed to gravitate towards Freddy for some reason.  When I was a teenager Scream hit and became a very big deal.  I was grateful because it meant I had this thing I could share with people.  I luckily was never ostracized for liking horror movies but it wasn’t a thing anyone else was interested in.  Scream was a nice thing to bond over people with and the slew of horror it brought after it let me bask in that for a while.  So why is Emma Roberts here?  Well, the round about way is I was thinking about actresses in Wes Craven movies and she popped into my head as the hottest.  Maybe not the hottest of all time but the hottest right now?  Like, the one I am currently most attracted to. Anyway, I started thinking about her and that she’s pretty and looked at pictures and here she is because today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

Some days I can’t really think of anything too exciting to say.  I guess some people would argue that that is every day.  Those people are dicks.  Why would they even bring that up?  Or follow me if they don’t like what I have to say.  My hypothetical critics are clearly sad, pathetic people with nothing better to do than imaginarily mock me.  Douches.  Anyway, here is Gigi Hadid because she is pretty and for I guess no other reason.  I felt like posting her today.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

This is actually my favorite kind of post.  And typically least popular kind of post.  But I always like when it happens.  I saw this moving late last night called Storage 24.  It was nothing special.  Just some movie about an alien monster killing people in a storage facility.  It was an English production so for an American it always makes it seem somehow a little bit more sophisticated and stuff.  I even made a joke early on, “Oh, this is for me, all the girls in it are blonde and everyone knows how much I love blonde British girls”.  And this one girl in it, Laura Haddock, was playing the best friend of the main girl and I was like, oh, she’s really pretty.  And as it went on I thought she was better and better looking.  Like very pretty.  And I had no idea she existed before last night.  That’s what I like, seeing something, seeing a girl I’ve never heard of, posting her.  Of course, when it’s someone from another country I have no idea if they are actually famous or anything.  Like, she’s been on a lot of TV shows in the UK but I haven’t heard of them so… they could be wildly popular or something no one has seen.  I have no clue.  I will say a lot of people have seen her because she’s Starlord’s mom.  But… I don’t remember sexualizing her in that role.  Weird.  Today I want to fuck Laura Haddock.

I am having some brain drain today.  I have things I want to say about Holly Willoughby but the words aren’t coming.  I apologize, I am sure you’re crushed.  Anyway, she is basically here cause my friend Katherine often tricks me into thinking about Holly Willoughby.  It’s a crafty move on her part because there is no reason for an American to be thinking about Holly Willoughby.  But I do.  Maybe this is how England gets the Empire back.  I don’t know, the end game is unclear to me.  She is very pretty though, which I appreciate on account of being a fan of prettiness.  She is pretty in an interesting way though, there is just something about her that seems… comforting?  Wholesome?  I guess those things but I am not articulating it.  Which I already said I couldn’t do so let’s just leave it there.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Sometimes I am impressed by how well Old Hollywood;s bag of tricks still work.  And I guess how easily I can be manipulated.  I think the one that gets me the most is the way they used to film women.  And well, still do, Hollywood hasn’t thrown out the old tricks, just modified them.  But the old favorite that was always used and isn’t quite so in your face anymore is to make the girl of desire in the film show up in soft focus and with her hair lit so it almost glowed.  Soft Focus, if you don’t know, was originally something that came from defects in lenses.  It is not the same as being out of focus but rather the edges can stay sharp while the interior is not quite focused.  It hides blemishes and is why all the starlets in black and white movies look like their skin is beyond perfect.  It also gives the dream like quality to the shot that makes them seem like they came from above, more than human.  Certainly better than you or I.  Add to that luminous hair and almost a halo of light and… well, you get the drift, there is a reason stars were seen as on a different level of humanity once upon a time. And the thing is, I know all of this, I know the tricks, I know at least enough about film to know how it is manipulating me and it still works.  It means I see Veronica Lake and not only do I think she’s beautiful, I wonder how it is even the most gorgeous of today’s stars don’t have this special kind of beauty she and other had.  And I just explained to you why.  So that’s impressive.  And you know, tricks or whatever Veronica Lake is ridiculously beautiful.  If you don’t know her enjoy, she was in quite a few movies I would recommend.  Maybe…. don’t look up details about her life though.  I made the mistake of telling my friend all about her and it just depressed her.  Well… nuff said, Hollywood maybe hasn’t always been kind to women.  Uh, thank god that’s all over.  Today I want to fuck Veronica Lake.