I am having some brain drain today.  I have things I want to say about Holly Willoughby but the words aren’t coming.  I apologize, I am sure you’re crushed.  Anyway, she is basically here cause my friend Katherine often tricks me into thinking about Holly Willoughby.  It’s a crafty move on her part because there is no reason for an American to be thinking about Holly Willoughby.  But I do.  Maybe this is how England gets the Empire back.  I don’t know, the end game is unclear to me.  She is very pretty though, which I appreciate on account of being a fan of prettiness.  She is pretty in an interesting way though, there is just something about her that seems… comforting?  Wholesome?  I guess those things but I am not articulating it.  Which I already said I couldn’t do so let’s just leave it there.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.