I should start this by saying this post makes me feel like a poser cause I know who Jessica Nigri is because I am… well if you have followed me I am the sort of person I am on the internet.  So it would be impossible for me to have not heard of her.  That said, I know little about her.  Like, I know about Lolipop Chainsaw.  I know that some people love her and some people seem to hate her.  Which just means she’s an attractive woman on the internet and for some reason that is a highly divisive thing to be.  Other than that… uh, nothing, I have nothing.  So what I am saying is that yes, I am no expert on this but before you tell everyone what I am saying is save your breath, I never was one (I can’t swear but I don’t think this is the first time I have referenced that in a joke about being a poser).  Anyway, she is here because Halloween is approaching and if you can’t see the connection I will explain it.  See, I was thinking about costumes.  And that lead me to eventually think of Jessica Nigri.  I had a long discussion about her with a friend who is not the sort of person I am even though she is on the internet.  She loves dress up though so that lead down this rabbit hole of costumes and what not and you know, Jessica Nigri is pretty and I like her choice of costumes.  Even when I am being a poser and going, “Oh yeah, that’s some League of Legends character or something”. But she’s hot and Halloween means costumes and guys, Halloween!  She has dressed as Freddy Kruger!  Which was kind of unsettling to me, he shouldn’t be sexied up.  Still, she did.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.