I saw Knock Knock last night and it was… the best Eli Roth movie I have seen?  Which feels like damning the movie with faint praise if you have ever talked to me about Eli Roth.  I didn’t hate it but it is loaded with problems, problems I will gladly discuss with you if you want to send me a message about it because lord knows I love that shit.  I won’t take up all that space here though.  I am posting Ana de Armas who was in it and my brain decided immediately was the “hot one”.  If you know anything about the movie you know the one of what I am talking about.  Sure I felt creepy about thinking that as the movie went on but I went in knowing I had declared a psycho the hot one so there were bound to be some regrets there.  The actress is pretty though.  She is Cuban and it turns out I saw her in another horror movie a few years ago.  I don’t really remember that though.  I just know she’s quite pretty and apparently is ok at pretending to be crazy.  That’s a recipe for sexual attraction right?  Of course it is!  Today I want to fuck Ana de Armas.