If you didn’t know, Candice Swanepoel became engaged a little bit ago.  This is of course her obsession with me just taking the next obvious turn.  Now she’s going for the classic hard to get strategy to get my attention.  You know how it goes, she gets engaged and then for the next month just amazing pictures of her continue to surface repeatedly.  It’s so transparent, I am just ashamed to admit it’s working.  Now, some of you may not have been paying attention and wonder how I know she’s obsessed with me.  Don’t worry, my dear friend thunderstormofoblivion had the same question.  It’s pretty obvious when you think about it and I have documented it in the past.  Anyway, her latest tactic appears to be working because I keep seeing pictures of her and thinking about posting her, only the slew of fall events have prevented it, and then today I woke up thinking about her.  Very clever, Candy.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel. 

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