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My love (lust?) for Kate Upton is pretty well documented at this point.  I don’t think I am really alone here, finding Kate Upton attractive is basically the new black.  I have a friend that when she arrived at school people started mentioning she looks like Kate Upton?  Why?  Because she’s blonde and saying someone looks like Kate Upton is the new short hand for hot.  It’s kind of amazing how fast she rose and other than the inevitable backlash from people who have to hate what is popular (let’s be honest, we’ve all done it.  I mean, it isn’t like Kate Upton is inescapable, believe me, I wish she had me cornered and I couldn’t get away) the consensus seems to be she is incredibly hot.  And she is.  Let’s be honest, you can look at the pictures I put up and see that’s the truth.  On the other hand, I do think she has more going for her.  The world is full of beautiful women, hell I have beautiful followers, they aren’t world famous super models.  There is an extra something to her people find appealing, she manages to be bubbly end energetic without being annoying or cloying or seeming ditzy.  I guess there are those who would disagree with all of that but I find it hard not to be charmed by a girl who is clearly having a lot of fun becoming very famous doing something she likes.  Also she is really, really hot.  Like just… a walking embodiment of sex.  Which is honestly the main reason why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So the beginning of the end started for Gossip Girl last night and I realize that maybe a lot of you will be saying, “No, that started years ago” (or maybe a lot of you will be saying you never watched it and you don’t care) but I watched.  The show is admittedly a shell of what it once was but I did once really like this show and I am not someone who likes letting go.  I will stick with a show to the bitter end unless it gets to the point that it’s painful to watch.  This never got there.  Anyway, this isn’t really about Gossip Girl, it’s about me watching it.  Which I did.  And at first I was like, “Wow, Leighton Meester still looks great”.  But then eventually Serena gets a scene and it’s like, “Wow, Blake Lively looks great”.  Then I am back to where I always am, I can’t choose, they both are great and like any show you ever care about people in it take up a special place in your imagination.  Of course, we won’t get into what I imagine in this case, I will just say I can’t decide, so  I am once again being greedy.  Let’s just say it’s not a mistake I keep posting these two together, they are linked in my mind and if I had to pick like a fantasy three way this would be it (I would totally win my league).  So, today is basically simple because I don’t think I need to explain why they go together in my head or why I want either of them, today I want to fuck Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

It’s interesting that as she’s gotten bigger I have noticed Jennifer Lawrence a little less.  Or maybe that’s not quite right, I would say I have noticed her no more.  It might just be that the circles she is now huge in are decidedly not my circles.  I liked Hunger Games fine, the book was an easy and interesting YA read, the movie wasn’t bad but I still consider something like Winter’s Bone a much bigger deal, even if it only is in my mind.  That said, now she’s in a horror movie, which hits me in my sweet spot.  It is not getting a lot of praise but then, that’s never stopped me before.  I have seen every Friday the 13th more times than I care to admit, so I won’t pretend the reviews matter.  It is always exciting when someone of real skill is in a horror movie though, it’s just interesting to see and the truth is Jennifer Lawrence is a very talented actress, her skill and maturity on screen far outstrips her age.  And of course, she is very attractive.  She has a sort of… casual hotness, she looks a little out of place on the red carpet but only because she looks like she’d be much more comfortable just hanging out, it’s charming and makes it a little hard for me to wrap my mind around the idea that she’s a big deal idol of millions now.  I do get the appeal of her now legions of fans though and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Mosh somehow hasn’t shown up in a while here.  I am not sure how that happened because I like Mosh a lot.  I guess I just haven’t been… inspired?  I don’t know exactly.  It’s hard to explain how the selection process works around here.  It just does, I go with whatever I feel like at the moment.  Now, here I tried to include older and newer pictures of Mosh because what I want to point out is that I am certainly not getting tired of her.  This is one of the most interesting things about following models is seeing how much they grow as artists.  Mosh was always gorgeous, ever since I first saw her however long ago that was.  The quality of photograph is just ever improving though, by leaps and bounds.  I am no model so I can’t articulate it well but there is a way she manages to look, it is just amazing.  So… what I am saying is I like Mosh.  I have said a lot of word here without saying anything and… today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

I am fascinated by dreams, or my own at least, and wonder just where they’re coming from.  I guess we’re all interested in our own dreams, it’s other peoples that bore us to tears.  I have a lot of strange dreams, if you know me well I have probably told you about at least one I have had about you.  Now, I can figure out what a lot of them mean, most often my dreams involve me tricking people in very clever ways.  Well, they’re clever in the dreams, in reality they aren’t very clever, everyone else in my dreams is just an idiot.  Clearly the meaning here is that I think I am smarter than everyone else.  I’m comfortable with this, I mean, I’m not always right about it but am more often than not.  Of course, sometimes I have sex dreams.  I know, stunning that someone would run a blog like this and occasionally sex pops up?  But this what I mean about meaning because I’m posting about Taylor Swift because I am only thinking of her because I had a dream about her.  The thing is, I don’t really like Taylor Swift that much.  She kind of annoys me for reasons I can’t fully articulate.  I don’t talk about it much because there are people I know who think she is the greatest thing in the world (which is strange because they know me, obviously that should make her second at best, right?) and I don’t like assaulting what others love.  But she’s not for me.  Except she showed up in my head.  So she is for me?  It’s all very confusing so I am going to just say it’s because I do like her latest single.  Everyone go enjoy that while I kind of sheepishly admit that today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Halloween is my favorite holiday.  This is primarily because it gives me about a month to watch horror movies obsessively and no one thinks it’s strange.  I also like costumes.  I like dressing up and I like seeing what other people wear.  Not just the sexy ones though I don’t mind the sexy ones assuming there is something to them.  Of course, costumes are very sexy when done right (I have some followers who have an entire career around sexy costumes).  I guess not everyone agrees and I could argue it’s silly to talk about here because it’s like an extra layer of fantasy.  How many fantasies do I need?  I already have a celebrity, I put a costume on them on top of that?  Well, yeah!  Maybe I never fully grew up and I still like the idea of playing dress up, maybe there is just something sexy about a girl dressed as a french maid.  I figure it’s not something that needs to be looked into too deeply.  What brings all this up is Sara Jean Underwood, who is often in costumes when I see her, as she is above.   I might be a bigger fan of the costumes than her, not that I am at all opposed to her.  But fantasy is fun if you let it be and today I want to fuck Sara Jean Underwood.

I woke up today thinking about Holly Willoughby.  Why?  I have no clue, it isn’t like I get a lot of opportunity to see her so it isn’t like I can claim I saw her on TV or something.  She was just… there.  I think you’re supposed to notice her chest when you’re thinking about her but what I notice as I think about her is just how pretty she is.  She is pleasant to look at and I mean that in a non lecherous way, though obviously I am down with lecherous gazing at her as well.  It’s all in her smile and the way it lights up her face I think.  My friend told me she thinks of Holly Willoughby as wholesome looking.  It’s odd because I found myself agreeing and it doesn’t make a lot of sense given she’s known for showing a lot of cleavage a lot of the time.  But that’s the interesting thing about that smile.  It’s fun, it’s cheerful, so there is no chance you could believe she’s anything but nice and fun to be around but it also seems to strip away any sort of guile or premeditation.  It means sure, her breasts might fall out but that probably just happened, she didn’t plan it, she just got dressed while whistling show tunes and fixing her family breakfast or something.  Even though you know that’s not true, the shows she’s on, the things I’ve heard her say, she obviously knows what her body does to people.  But she seems so sweet and kind and wholesome.  So I think that’s her appeal, some sort of twisted Madonna/Whore thing where someone can look like that but it’s ok because she’s a good girl?  I don’t know, this is what I think about when I wake up early with someone on my mind.  Whatever the base cause, obviously today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I won’t lie, Sara Fabel proved to be uniquely popular when I posted her the first time (once again, you can thank her for providing the name and making me really consider Sara).  I am not talking about likes and reblogs, those always happen and kind of go up and down, I am talking about specific messages telling me what a good pick she was, or how much you like her, and so on.  It is interesting the connection people feel to her.  I feel like it has to be in part because of the art.  Now, I am a firm believer that models are artists, or at least can be, but it’s a bit different than line drawings or mixed media or some physical art you can see that isn’t a photograph.  So I wonder if this isn’t part of her appeal.  Yes, obviously she is gorgeous and obviously she is very, very good at making the camera love her, both of those are rare talents that not everyone can master but when I check her tag I see her art work quite a bit as well and I think we often have a deeper connection with art we like.  It’s hard not to feel like you know the artist when you know the art, or at least are seeing a deeper part of them.  So I think maybe that’s why she holds such appeal.  Or maybe I am wrong, she was introduced to me as the hottest woman in the world, so it might just be that everyone thinks she is just that good looking.  I honestly, can’t say I disagree with that, she is positively astounding.  Whatever the reason, art or body or a combination (certainly you could say her body is a work of art, I doubt the tattoos just appeared there one day) I like her and today I want to fuck Sara Fabel.

Some girls, at some moments, have something magic.  Now, this should surprise no one who has ever bothered to read any of my entries but I tend to over intellectualize stuff.  Not always but often. This of course extends to sex and sexual attraction.  Thing is, there is no mathematical formula for why someone does it for you and why someone doesn’t.  Sometimes you see a girl and it’s just something primal, something carnal and you can’t explain it.  You might try but then it boils down to “She’s hot” but that doesn’t really describe what is really going on, it’s almost like something in your core.  It’s not a want, it’s a need.  For whatever reason at the right moment Pixie Lott inspires that in me.  She has today.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Blake Lively is pretty much undeniably gorgeous.  We can all agree on that, right?  I mean, when Gossip Girl wraps up in just a couple of months it will be pretty much what she’s known for, she’ll be the actress hot enough to marry Ryan Reynolds after Scarlett Johansson.  And that’s pretty impressive.  Not that I am claiming she won’t get work, I am certain she will, she alone among the cast of GG hasn’t had much trouble getting big time roles in movies, it doesn’t hurt that she appears to have been molded to look like a movie star, I mean, need I remind anyone of what she wore at the Savages premier?  It was straight out of old Hollywood.  (Yeah, I know, I probably do have to remind you, check my tags, it’s back there, she’s standing in front of a big wall that says Savages).  But I am not here to just talk about how hot she is, though obviously we’ve discussed that some.  I am here to discuss what it is that makes her so alluring.  It almost feels easy to write her off, as many have, because Serena Van Der Woodsen isn’t a very interesting character.  I would argue that the girl everyone pines for is never an interesting character because it isn’t a character, it’s an male gaze mixed with an idea committed to paper.  It is fun to look at but it’s not a person.  So I think it’s to her credit she does it well.  There is something to the casual flip of her hair, or the way her lips curl as she smiles that at least you get it when you see her, it makes sense.  Oh right, everyone wants her because there is a glow to her.  It’s not just hotness, there’s an extra something, some girls just seem to have it, something to draw you in, a magnetism.  That’s why she’s here today, to recognize that.  Also because yeah, she’s hot and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.