Tag: blonde

No one has ever actually submitted a proper entry to me here, and that’s cool, though if you do submit a picture and a write up the chances are I will publish it if it isn’t totally crude.  What I do get submitted are two things, I get people who send me pictures asking if I know who the girl is.  That is totally fine, I will gladly help a brother (or sister) out if I can, I know how frustrating it can be. The other baffling submission I get (and it’s usually a submission, not a question) are people asking me to get them in touch with a celebrity.  Usually because they want to sleep with them.  I’ll be honest, I wish it worked that way but if I had both the ability to contact someone I have posted and the ability to get them to sleep with someone… well, it would probably be me, not you.  I love you guys but not that much.  Which brings me to my point, if you guys really loved me you’d get me Kate Upton, it’s more than a month until my birthday so I feel like I am giving you plenty of time here.  Yes, I know Kristen Bell is my favorite but that’s clearly fate, one day our hands will accidentally touch reaching for the same book, sparks will fly and I’ll stay at home raising our children and baking cookies while she is launched to super stardom when a series of Veronica Mars movies break box office records.  So, I don’t need you to get me her.  What I want is Kate Upton.  She seems like a much better gift anyway because there is just something primal in my attraction to her.  She is just built to draw the eye and I don’t just mean that as some sort of crude allusion to her breasts.  It seems everything about her is just made to be what is desirable.  And let’s be honest, the best presents are always toys.  Oh sure the book or the sweater might get more use but they hardly make your eyes widen with excitement.  Of course, I am really entering dangerous territory here talking about her being a toy but let’s not read too much into this, what I am really saying is people seem to think I have this power so if someone out there actually does… I’ll be your best friend forever.  And I’m a really good friend!  I’ll help you move.  Assuming Kate and I aren’t busy.  But I promise I’ll come up with the best excuse when I bail on you.  Only the best for my best friend.  So, hypothetical best friend, how about the best for me?  How about Kate?  I guess I should end this and go ahead and say today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

This sometimes happens, someone doesn’t appear at all or in a long time and then twice in a short time.  I wonder if anyone else is like this.  I figure most people aren’t, I know people who have been in love with Angelina Jolie since Gone in 60 Seconds, or who still get excited when J-Lo or Britney Spears show up.  I am not one of those people.  I am capricious or arbitrary or disloyal perhaps but I lack that sort of consistency in lust.  Now, part of that is that it just seems dull to me, it’s a fantasy, why on earth would you tie yourself down to one fantasy for the rest of your life?  My creativity will not be restrained in such a way.  Of course,  it isn’t all because I am so brilliant and boundlessly creative, I am also kind of obsessive.  I am the person who will be in the mood for tuna sandwiches and I will get 10 cans of tuna, eat only tuna for lunch for two weeks and then decide I am sick of tuna and not have it again for six months.  Basically, what I am saying is that… girls are like tuna?  Well that didn’t go perfectly but I do that with girls as well.   So Pixie Lott is here and lord knows it likely isn’t her last appearance, at the moment I really, really find Pixie Lott attractive.  Her amazing legs, the things she wears on her amazing legs, her pretty smile, the mixture of youthful innocence and clearly not so innocence, the light freckles across her nose, her eyes, and so on.  And I am not wrong about any of these things.  Nor will I dislike any of these one day but, well… it’s been a long time since Kim Kardashian showed up.  It’s not like her body got less curvy in that time.  I am just over it.  Until I’m not.  And then who knows… hopefully I’ll come up with a better metaphor, like um… ice cream?  Well, right now I am into Pixie Lott.  Right now I happen to think she is gorgeous and desirable.  Right now, today, I want to fuck Pixie Lott. 

I have brought up 2 Broke Girls before, a show that I found promising but disappointing, so I don’t watch it anymore.  I did watch the first half of the first season though and more importantly I watch football so I still get plenty of reminders it’s on the air with CBS’ in game plugs.  What I did enjoy about the show was the magnificent chemistry of the two leads, they just were fantastic together and managed to take pretty weak material and charm me with it.  So I am a fan of both Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs.  Now, putting them together makes sense in just a costar sense but this isn’t just me being a greedy perv, the show was just rife with Sapphic subtext.  I am not alone on this, I am pretty sure if you google 2 Broke Girls and Lesbian you will get some actual intellectual thought on this (warning, I haven’t done this, you may get a lot of fan fiction instead but I know other people noted it when the show started).  So, it’s only natural to think of the two of them together, an innocent touch… well, you know the cliched imaginings of a society raised by internet porn.  Anyway, plugging myself in comes just as naturally after that.  So they are here because I find both to be charming and beautiful, they’re here together because… um, TV brainwashed me, I have no choice.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs.

So I don’t really know a lot about Ari Graynor besides her name.  I watched a movie on Netflix last night on a whim and she was in it.  The movie wasn’t anything special despite a pretty solid cast but she stood out.  I don’t know why, I don’t have a lot to tell you about her really.  Looking at her credits she was in other stuff I saw but didn’t stand out, sometimes this happens, she was pretty, she had a nice smile, she had a nice chest, it’s just pure lust, today I want to fuck Ari Graynor.

Not too long ago during a public appearance there were a couple of upskirt pictures of Candice Swanepoel where you could see a little bit of the white of her panties.  I saw a lot of people get really excited about this, which I found very funny because… she models underwear for a living.  Like, finding a picture of Candice Swanepoel in her underwear isn’t that hard really.  That’s the nature of fetishes though, they don’t make a lot of sense.  And that’s cool, I am not here to make fun of panty people, you guys knock yourselves out like anyone else (try not to be creepy though, for the love of god everyone live by this mantra with your sex stuff, don’t be creepy).  The interesting thing is how it alters stuff though, Candice is here because she’s hot, it’s that simple.  I happen to find her very attractive, I don’t happen to need something else to push her over the top for me but I do get it.  Certainly I have seen someone in something where the girl suddenly looks way more attractive and suddenly you realize it’s not really the girl, it’s something else about the whole thing that is firing something deep inside you.  What is interesting is how it can change stuff forever, it awakens something in you for that girl, she is always more appealing, which is I guess how this all comes full circle, there shouldn’t be an extra reason for finding Candice Swanepoel attractive, being attractive is a pretty major component of her job, but I find myself wondering if there wasn’t something once, back there somewhere.  I feel like there almost has to be with anyone I have ever posted, something I saw, a little something extra somewhere, or maybe a bunch of something extras that slowly add up.  Then I realize I am way over thinking this and I think we can all agree you are welcome to like what you like but it’s probably silly to be excited about seeing a Victoria’s Secret model’s undies.  And I for one, am unanimous in my decision that today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Amanda Seyfried really needs to get some higher profile work.  I say this strictly for selfish reasons, though I mean, I wish her well, I just only ever see pictures of her walking her dog these days.  That’s fine but it doesn’t do me a lot of good, I can’t just throw up a bunch of dog walking pictures, I don’t want you people thinking I have some sort of dog walking fetish.  Mostly.  I have to admit I would probably really enjoy seeing a girl walking buy, nudging the guy next to me and saying, “Check out the size of those puppies” and being the first person ever to be talking about the dogs.  Anyway, I would love to see her do a new photoshoot, show up on the red carpet, anything. And for selfish reasons because she is so very pretty and she especially cleans up well.  She doesn’t look bad in work out clothing but as someone who was a child model it isn’t surprising when she puts the effort in she can just look stunning.  As an added bonus I’d also get to see her in something and she is just so intoxicatingly charming in the right role.  So if anyone reading this has some pull, get on that, get her work and pictures and, I’ll be be happy.  But, dog walking or red carpet walking, today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried

I can’t remember when I first heard of Pixie Lott but it was some time ago.  Her name always stuck with me because, well, it’s Pixie Lott.  That’s pretty memorable.  At least, back then I assumed that was why, I think if we have learned anything together it’s that I clearly have a thing for British Blondes so that must be the real reason Pixie Lott never quite left my mind.  So it feels appropriate that today I am posting her and this is an anniversary of sorts, my 200th post.  Now, I know that’s not a lot for most of you, you probably topped that in just a week of starting your tumblr but for a daily post thing it’s impressive.  But, given how I seem to go on and on about liking British women, blonde British women, it seems like this is serendipitous.  Of course, I probably could have claimed that with anyone, right?  Pixie is quite attractive though but I don’t know enough about her to really write a lot, it’s always a little awkward when I choose someone who all I can really say is, “She’s pretty,” because it runs the danger of just being lecherous.  She is pretty though, she has fantastic legs, a cute smile, and she kind of wears a lot of eye make up which can be a mistake but I really like on her.  I think if she was going out of her way to look sultry instead of cute it would perhaps look wrong but in this case it just adds to her appeal.  So there it is, 200 posts and today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I can’t believe it’s been 3 months since I last posted Scarlett Johansson.  Or maybe I can, this is kind of the issue with movie stars, what they are in just doesn’t show up as often.  It isn’t like I get to see her every week or hear her song every day and she isn’t someone who pops up all the time in picture either, though I am not sure why.  Lord knows the paparazzi likes her but nothing too stunning comes out.  I guess she doesn’t do a lot of red carpet stuff?  I have no clue honestly but it’s a shame because you know, I really like her.  I mean obviously, if you’ve been around you remember the lead up and aftermath to Avengers, she was here all the time.  I have no incident that sparked her being here today really, other than the fact that I was thinking about the comic book movies that came out this year and that lead to thinking about her.  And thus she’s here, gorgeous as always, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So I am still in the process of waking up from a dream about Kristen Bell.  No, not one of those dreams, I wish.  I had a dream that I had started a new job and she was one of my coworkers and we got along very well.  The problem was I had this secret 7 year long crush on her that felt a little awkward and I felt like I couldn’t tell her because it’s just not a good basis for starting a new job to admit to your coworker you have been obsessed with her for more than half a decade before you met her.  Luckily all the tension drained away when Humpty Hump showed up and we all did the Humpty Dance.  Anyway, I bring this up not just to show how stupid my dreams are but to point out that quite literally Kristen Bell is the woman of my dreams.  Just in my dreams apparently I am unable to do anything but pine.  Not important.  What is important is that Kristen Bell is just fantastic.  I have brought this up so many times before but really she is just great.  Not only is she funny and such a good actress, she is gorgeous. And she’s way better at dancing than I am or Humpty.  So, there’s that.  Anyway, obviously now she’s on my mind and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Today we are going to discuss nerdbait.  Or maybe we’re going to discuss that girls are real people, too.  Or maybe neither of those things and both of those things.  I don’t really map these things out, they are really just stream of consciousness effort and I cross my fingers and pray they are coherent.  But anyway, on to nerdbait, I have been deep in nerd culture my entire life because despite the fact that most people reading this probably assuming I am some sort of millionaire playboy who travels the world dating supermodels and battles crime to avenge my fallen parents the fact that I would even make that reference should make it very clear I am a nerd.  Trust me, my first crushes in life were Wonder Woman, Jean Grey, and Kitty Pryde (not coincidentally there is a picture here of Magik, who I did always wonder what it would be like to see her kiss Kitty because… well, even at like 10 I was that person I guess) (second aside, honorable mention to Daphne Blake and Firestar).  So nerdbait seems ridiculous, which is this idea among some nerds that… girls who like nerdy things should be met with distrust.  I don’t want to get into the very deep seeded mysogony that is part of nerd culture but I love the idea that girls couldn’t possibly like comic books or video games or whatever, they are only doing it to get attention from guys.  Now, the guys who are paying attention are huge nerds and while I hate to fuel stereotypes let’s be honest, they exist for a reason, these girls wouldn’t really need to work that hard to get a couple of nerds to desire her.  See, it’s entirely possible they just like all the nerdy stuff you like because… well, you find it appealing, why is it so hard to imagine they might as well?  This is the whole girls are real people, too, thing.  I think there is a habit people have of forgetting this, sometimes even women.  I could talk about an overwhelming societal view that makes women into objects, driven by male entitlement that is so ingrained we don’t recognize it but… well, smarty had a party and nobody came.  But if I can give you any advice about women, and I run this blog, so trust me I know about putting up pictures of women, it’s that they are actually individuals with their own hopes, dreams, aspirations, likes, and dislikes, not a monolithic gender of like beings.  Which brings me to today’s pick in a very round about way.  See, one of the truly awesome things about tumblr is how many of my followers I have gotten to interact with.  I am so lucky, I have awesome followers! At least the ones I have spoken with, they are pretty great.  That’s where the lovely and talented Pigeon Foo comes in.  I only discovered her because she followed me and talked to me and you know what?  She is a very engaging person who does excellent work.  She does a lot of cosplay, now this is where the nerd girl thing comes in because I wonder why anyone would claim, for example, to love DC comics if they don’t.  I don’t see how it will help because well… she is a very pretty girl, I promise you in my experience guys would be perfectly happy to look at a pretty girl even if she didn’t care about Batman at all.  I have met girls who don’t like Batman, guys still were attracted to them! Amazing, I know.  Which is a big part of why she’s here because she’s attractive.  Now, part of what makes her attractive isn’t just what she looks like, though, yes, she is hot, obviously.  In my few interactions with her I have also found her funny and engaging, and I follower her tumblr (you can, too, it’s right here) which I happen to find worthwhile.  And yeah, the fact that she likes comic books is also cool because we tend to like people who share our interests, this is a positive, not cause for suspicion.  I feel like I am not giving her fair due, this is getting long but let me stress, she is pretty cool, she is very pretty, her hair is obviously very different from picture to picture but I love her hair.  My first thought upon seeing her was that she was a better looking Billie Piper.  Um… ok, this is long enough, so since I have basically turned this into a lecture let’s go over the main points: Girls are people too, I am a nerd, and Pigeon Foo is hot.  The last one is probably why we’re all here right now though, so time to wrap this up and admit that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.