This sometimes happens, someone doesn’t appear at all or in a long time and then twice in a short time. I wonder if anyone else is like this. I figure most people aren’t, I know people who have been in love with Angelina Jolie since Gone in 60 Seconds, or who still get excited when J-Lo or Britney Spears show up. I am not one of those people. I am capricious or arbitrary or disloyal perhaps but I lack that sort of consistency in lust. Now, part of that is that it just seems dull to me, it’s a fantasy, why on earth would you tie yourself down to one fantasy for the rest of your life? My creativity will not be restrained in such a way. Of course, it isn’t all because I am so brilliant and boundlessly creative, I am also kind of obsessive. I am the person who will be in the mood for tuna sandwiches and I will get 10 cans of tuna, eat only tuna for lunch for two weeks and then decide I am sick of tuna and not have it again for six months. Basically, what I am saying is that… girls are like tuna? Well that didn’t go perfectly but I do that with girls as well. So Pixie Lott is here and lord knows it likely isn’t her last appearance, at the moment I really, really find Pixie Lott attractive. Her amazing legs, the things she wears on her amazing legs, her pretty smile, the mixture of youthful innocence and clearly not so innocence, the light freckles across her nose, her eyes, and so on. And I am not wrong about any of these things. Nor will I dislike any of these one day but, well… it’s been a long time since Kim Kardashian showed up. It’s not like her body got less curvy in that time. I am just over it. Until I’m not. And then who knows… hopefully I’ll come up with a better metaphor, like um… ice cream? Well, right now I am into Pixie Lott. Right now I happen to think she is gorgeous and desirable. Right now, today, I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
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