Tag: blonde

Last time after posting about the sad state of Aly Michalka’s career it was soon announced that she had a pilot ordered by Fox, so who knows, she could be headed back to TV.  Now, I don’t want to say I was a major part of that, what with my postings of her, but… well I feel comfortable implying it.  I will gladly embrace the chance to overstate my own importance and influence on the world.  Not that Aly needs to thank me, I’m not the sort of person to demand that, no just like with Spider-man, action is my reward.  Action and pictures.  For me the major benefit here is that if Aly Michalka gets a TV show then maybe, just maybe, we will finally get to see her again.  The funny thing is as your star falls people care less and less about taking pictures of you and posting them on the internet.  In the case of Aly this is a loss because she’s really, really pretty.  Now, I play this pretty close to the vest so even longtime followers may not know this but… I like pretty girls. So for me anything that allows more opportunity to gaze at pretty girls is a good thing.  So I am happy for Aly, no one should feel like their career is over before 25, and I am excited for me, because I like pretty girls.  I like pretty Aly Michalka.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

The reason I tag things the way I do is so I can easily glance over what I have picked in the past and get a complete picture.  I don’t think anyone actually searches the tag “blonde” or “actress” on tumblr (If you do, let me know, I am just fascinated by this because it’s so nonspecific).  See, when I started this I wanted to know just how the results would skew, I have long considered myself a fan of redheads and brunettes the most, in that order.  Now, I knew redheads wouldn’t lead because there are just not enough of them but I figured brunettes would.  They don’t.  Blondes do, not by a huge margin but they are more than half the picks I have ever made.  My friends could have told me this could happen since it has been pointed out despite my claims I keep ending up with blondes, attracted to blondes, I could even say the women I seem to form a connection with tend to be blonde.  So I guess… I prefer blondes?  Who knew?  Now I am wishing I had done nationality as well because this is yet another Brit making the list.  I mean, I joke about that but what if it turns out it’s true.  What if I am attracted only to blonde British women.  I am on the wrong side of the Ocean, I certainly have given myself an uphill battle!  Anyway, this is Fearne Cotton, who was shown to me as someone I may like.  I guess because she’s British and Blonde and apparently I have a type and that’s it (I would also point out everyone here is generally famous, at least more famous than me, so if we’re really qualifying I’ve doomed myself to never have sex again).  She is of course a very well known presenter in the UK and a big deal celebrity there, here she is basically unknown.  So why do I like her?  Well… I don’t know, this is usually where I’d examine why and think about it and mention pictures or videos or the look in her eyes that seems to carry some sort of mischief to it but evidence seems to point to the idea that she’s blonde and British and that’s just my thing.  So here I am, being me I suppose, admitting that today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

I love “finding” new girls.  Not that I really found anything, usually someone will point someone out.  This ranges from, “Check out so and so” to “I think you will find this girl hot”.  I found Holly Willoughby (though my UK readers probably didn’t even know she was lost! Well I found her, you’re all very welcome, enjoy the 300 shows she’s on) when I was told by one of my most trusted sources that she thought I’d like her.  Specifically, I was told I’d like her boobs.  Well, this is why she is such a trusted source because she was absolutely right.  I do like Holly Willoughby and yes, she has excellent breasts.  Funny how it happens though, there are so many ways to have an attraction grow, in her case I started hunting down pictures, then I had discussions, then youtube videos.  I liked her more and more the more… well I guess the more time I spent with her, so to speak.  It feels silly, I haven’t really seen her work other than clips but she has a sweet wholesomeness to her that is enticing.  She is gorgeous and my ever growing attraction to brits is certainly well documented here.  So… I guess what I am taking a long time to say is this, Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

After rather recently stating it is unlikely I would ever post a porn star here… here I am posting a porn star.  That’s how it goes sometimes.  I thought it was unlikely not because I have anything about porn or the purveyor of it, porn is just not a big enough part of my life for me to find myself thinking about it.  Yes, I like pretty girls a lot but it’s a whole other thing.  I make my own porn.  With my mind! Or something.  Anyway, Mandy Morbid is gorgeous and honestly didn’t do enough work.  You may not know but she has her own tumblr where she is interesting and charming and yes there are boobs sometimes if you care for that sort of thing.   You can learn about her love of video games and D&D and other nerdy pursuits as well as her battle with a chronic illness that has cut down her workload.  She is an interesting person and I think totally gorgeous.  Now, we all have what we like and I know the further from center I travel the fewer people I seem to interest with my entries but I feel even if you don’t like piercings or tattoos or crazy hair you would have to find something you like, be it boobs or her pretty face and pouty lips.  Irregardless I like it all.  Today I like it a lot.  Today I want to fuck Mandy Morbid.

I am sort of running out of things to say about Kate Upton.  I guess the more clever way to deal with that problem is to claim her beauty has left me speechless but anyone who knows me knows that doesn’t happen, I can out talk anyone.  I just end up repeating myself.  So let’s hit the high points here, Kate Upton is hot, like other worldly on the hotness scale.  I don’t know why I like her so much but I do.  I have theories that range from boobs to twitter to lust for life.  It’s hard to say, but I like her.  We’ll leave it at that and I’ll just state, without a doubt, completely and totally today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

If you have read this blog for a while, or know me, or have talked to me, you know that I kind of sort of maybe have a gigantic crush on Kristen Bell.  Just a little huge never ending desire for her.  I think there is a temptation to take these sort of celebrity crushes and assign something special to them (I see what you guys say when you reblog my stuff, I know some of you do).  The sad truth of course is that it isn’t special, it’s just a crush.  And it’s going to be one sided.  That doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing though, I think crushes can be fun.  More fun than just simple attraction.  Everyone needs to day dream, to enjoy themselves.  I am not going to say what is now a 7+ year crush on Kristen Bell has radically altered my life, nor will I make jokes about how I’m going to have her babies (because it’s not a joke. I am going to, it WILL happen).  I think they can be fun though, let’s be honest, having something to care about is always a good thing, nihilism is no way to go through life.  So maybe a celebrity crush does make our life a little better, a little escape now and then, a celebrity to feel a bit of a bond with, someone whose movies to see no matter the quality.  Just a little something that adds a spark in your life.  This doesn’t mean you get her more than anyone else, or you appreciate them more, though you are probably going to feel that way, it just means you are going to just have a little something special to have your own.  We may not all be special snowflakes but everyone wants to feel like one.  So feel like one, go ahead and embrace that crush you have, and feel free to leave a note telling me who yours is. Mine is on Kristen Bell.  So here she is and here I am saying today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So sometimes (not often enough because I encourage this behavior) followers direct me towards a girl, telling me how hot she is.  Now sometimes I will tease them about this because they phrase it as “why haven’t you posted girl x” or “You should do an entry about girl y tomorrow” which kinda of make me chuckle cause look at the name of the blog.  That should be your answer as to why those things aren’t happening.  An interesting thing happened recently though, probably my #1 super fan (who runs her own totally great tumblr so check it out and you should wish her happy birthday) brought up Sara Fabel to me, claiming she is the most beautiful woman in the world (or maybe it was hottest. It was something like that, either way it was very high praise).  Now, obviously I had to check that claim out.  Thing is, when I looked her up it was immediately a case of that girl.  I had seen that girl before.  Many, many times before.  I never knew who she was and maybe didn’t even connect her together as the same person.  But a bunch of the pictures stood out as ones I remember.  And yeah, she is incredibly hot.  So here are some simple things I have learned in my browsing.  She is a Finnish artist.  She models but apparently not professionally, it’s a way to promote her art.  That alone makes her unique among my picks here and I find it interesting.  Anyway, it turns out that just looking into her this morning was enough to stick her in my head, so today I want to fuck Sara Fabel.

Today we’re going to talk about something near and dear to my heart.  No, not Amber Heard.  I mean, we’re going to talk about her and while I like her she’s nowhere near here.  Believe me, I would not actually be here typing this if she was.  I think we all know what I’d be doing.  That’s right, making clumsy passes and getting shot down!  Anyway, this is about a subject I have discussed in private but since I have this whole blog thing that literally 10’s of people glance at the pictures of and never read what I write, this is a good place for this.  Amber Heard is a bisexual.  She came out a long time ago and I always like a good coming out.  The thing is though, everyone wants to claim her as theirs.  I get it.  I do.  If I was making a sexy softball team I’d want her!  There is kind of a negative thing that happens though, I have seen lesbains get mad that she’s bisexual, or that she says she is.  They see her as a traitor or a liar or who knows what but they say she isn’t, she’s a lesbian and that’s that.  Actually guys, how she identifies sexually is up to her.  Just like how you identify is up to you.  I am really glad you are super proud of your sexuality, it’s such a nice thing to see, much better than begging a higher power to strip you of your orientation.  Your pride doesn’t in anyway influence what someone else is though, more importantly what they are should in no way diminish your pride.  See, the thing is when you claim a bisexual is just fooling herself or she needs to choose a side, you may not realize it but you’re being a bigot.  I would hope you understand those aren’t fun to deal with.  Which is a long way of talking about how much I like Amber Heard’s bisexuality.  I mean, not in a creepy way but it feels brave to embrace that, there is a lot of slut shaming from all sides for bisexuals, which is sad and silly, this one little group who is being hit from all sides.  This is why I like a good coming out, because someone somewhere it gives them a little more courage and confidence to be themselves.  That is pretty great and I think we all know it’s a big part of why she’s so popular.  Also she’s hot.  Really she’s here today because she’s smoking hot.  I got distracted somewhere along the way writing this and let myself soapbox onto some sort of tangent.  My real point here is she is gorgeous and has that extra something that just draws me to her.  She is really hot.  Everything else is nice, though.  But yeah, she’s hot.  I think she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Alona Tal I know originally from Veronica Mars, where she played the innocent Meg Manning.  I certainly had nothing against her but I can’t say she haunted my dreams or anything, as a matter of fact if I did hold any fantasies about her they were inevitably pairing her with Kristen Bell.  Then she appeared on Supernatural and somehow was far more attractive.  I guess that’s the magic of a different character/attitude change.  I can’t say that I suddenly couldn’t get enough Alona Tal but I definitely found her more attractive.  And I am rewatching Supernatural at the moment and she definitely caught my eye today, which is why today I want to fuck Alona Tal.

So I just posted Mosh the other day and here she is again.  This is one of the problems with Mosh, though as far as problems go it’s a pretty nice one, once she’s in my head she tends to stay there a while.  It’s hard for me to go, “Hey, Mosh is absolutely gorgeous” and forget about it a couple of days later.  This is, of course, not my fault, I am just innocently sitting here.  No, it’s mainly her fault and not just because she is beautiful.  No, it’s because she is such a good model!  Like, I don’t know what it takes to be a good model, I have no way to explain it like I could hitting a baseball or writing a story but it is so clearly a skill set that takes talent and practice.  What I do know is whatever it is she has it in spades, the woman has the ability to take her natural beauty and make it approximately 1000 times more appealing with just a smile or a smokey look.  It is unreal.  So like I said, she is really to blame for being here again.  Her and you people out there who keep making me think of her.  Posting pictures.  Talking about her. Oh, I think you know who you are.  Yes, especially you.  So I blame you for me sitting here early in the morning looking at pictures and deciding what to post.  I guess what I am saying is thank you.  Anyway, if it wasn’t clear, today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.