I am sort of running out of things to say about Kate Upton. I guess the more clever way to deal with that problem is to claim her beauty has left me speechless but anyone who knows me knows that doesn’t happen, I can out talk anyone. I just end up repeating myself. So let’s hit the high points here, Kate Upton is hot, like other worldly on the hotness scale. I don’t know why I like her so much but I do. I have theories that range from boobs to twitter to lust for life. It’s hard to say, but I like her. We’ll leave it at that and I’ll just state, without a doubt, completely and totally today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
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