The reason I tag things the way I do is so I can easily glance over what I have picked in the past and get a complete picture.  I don’t think anyone actually searches the tag “blonde” or “actress” on tumblr (If you do, let me know, I am just fascinated by this because it’s so nonspecific).  See, when I started this I wanted to know just how the results would skew, I have long considered myself a fan of redheads and brunettes the most, in that order.  Now, I knew redheads wouldn’t lead because there are just not enough of them but I figured brunettes would.  They don’t.  Blondes do, not by a huge margin but they are more than half the picks I have ever made.  My friends could have told me this could happen since it has been pointed out despite my claims I keep ending up with blondes, attracted to blondes, I could even say the women I seem to form a connection with tend to be blonde.  So I guess… I prefer blondes?  Who knew?  Now I am wishing I had done nationality as well because this is yet another Brit making the list.  I mean, I joke about that but what if it turns out it’s true.  What if I am attracted only to blonde British women.  I am on the wrong side of the Ocean, I certainly have given myself an uphill battle!  Anyway, this is Fearne Cotton, who was shown to me as someone I may like.  I guess because she’s British and Blonde and apparently I have a type and that’s it (I would also point out everyone here is generally famous, at least more famous than me, so if we’re really qualifying I’ve doomed myself to never have sex again).  She is of course a very well known presenter in the UK and a big deal celebrity there, here she is basically unknown.  So why do I like her?  Well… I don’t know, this is usually where I’d examine why and think about it and mention pictures or videos or the look in her eyes that seems to carry some sort of mischief to it but evidence seems to point to the idea that she’s blonde and British and that’s just my thing.  So here I am, being me I suppose, admitting that today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

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