Tag: Fearne Cotton

Here is Fearne Cotton cause of blonde Britishness probably. Or more accurately and less dismissively because I don’t post her very often and don’t think about her very often but every now and then when I do I am like, oh yeah, she’s really pretty hot. It’s in a certain way. She has a vibe about her that makes her unique. I don’t know how to articulate it beyond that other than she just feels a little different. I am also old enough and from far enough away that Top of the Pops holds this weird mythic musical status of a big deal thing that we don’t know that much about really. And so that give her cool. At least with me. It was also easy to find pictures of her I liked, which is a bonus as well. Today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

Here is Fearne cotton cause shiny dresses guys.  I like Shiny Dresses.  It’s a thing I have been teased about but I should point out I like nice dresses that are shiny.  Just stapling tin foil to a dress won’t work.  If you were planning on that.  So you know.  Anyway, I particularly like her silver one.  The cut of it, the sleeves, I think it’s fantastic.  Fearne has somehow popped up on my radar a bunch the past few weeks, just various events and stuff and I have considered posting her, which feels like she is doing well because for someone who is only famous an ocean away you have to stand out a lot for me to find myself considering you.  Whatever, I am a bit out of it today.  It’s weird and rainy but I really like her fashion sense in general.  Which I guess isn’t news if you are British, that she is known for her fashion sense and if you aren’t you’ve already skipped over this becuase you have no clue who she is.  Today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

As a non Brit (funnier phrase than you realize) but an observer one thing that kind of blows my mind is Fearne Cotton.  Pictures of Fearne Cotton show up constantly but they are not the type I tend to like.  They are always the same, her walking down the street, wearing a coat because England is always cold and overcast, and just trying to get to work.  I mean, call it what you will, street fashion or creepy paparazzi photos, rarely do any look that great.  But she has this thing where she always looks kind of pissed off.  Apparently it’s part of her persona.  But… I mean, maybe she looks always a little annoyed because there is always a camera in her face.  Like, what is the point of working in radio if you have to dress up and do your hair and make up.  People can’t see you.  Except they can because people stalk you and take pictures on the way to work.  So I think she should be given a pass for looking annoyed.  Because she doesn’t look annoyed when modeling clothing.  Or at red carpet events.  What I am saying is, the larger lesson in life is if when you engage with someone they are always a certain way… maybe it’s not them, maybe it’s you.  So that’s your lesson today.  I know you’re here for life lessons.  Anyway, she is pretty, I actually like her sense of style, and today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

The reason I tag things the way I do is so I can easily glance over what I have picked in the past and get a complete picture.  I don’t think anyone actually searches the tag “blonde” or “actress” on tumblr (If you do, let me know, I am just fascinated by this because it’s so nonspecific).  See, when I started this I wanted to know just how the results would skew, I have long considered myself a fan of redheads and brunettes the most, in that order.  Now, I knew redheads wouldn’t lead because there are just not enough of them but I figured brunettes would.  They don’t.  Blondes do, not by a huge margin but they are more than half the picks I have ever made.  My friends could have told me this could happen since it has been pointed out despite my claims I keep ending up with blondes, attracted to blondes, I could even say the women I seem to form a connection with tend to be blonde.  So I guess… I prefer blondes?  Who knew?  Now I am wishing I had done nationality as well because this is yet another Brit making the list.  I mean, I joke about that but what if it turns out it’s true.  What if I am attracted only to blonde British women.  I am on the wrong side of the Ocean, I certainly have given myself an uphill battle!  Anyway, this is Fearne Cotton, who was shown to me as someone I may like.  I guess because she’s British and Blonde and apparently I have a type and that’s it (I would also point out everyone here is generally famous, at least more famous than me, so if we’re really qualifying I’ve doomed myself to never have sex again).  She is of course a very well known presenter in the UK and a big deal celebrity there, here she is basically unknown.  So why do I like her?  Well… I don’t know, this is usually where I’d examine why and think about it and mention pictures or videos or the look in her eyes that seems to carry some sort of mischief to it but evidence seems to point to the idea that she’s blonde and British and that’s just my thing.  So here I am, being me I suppose, admitting that today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.