If you have read this blog for a while, or know me, or have talked to me, you know that I kind of sort of maybe have a gigantic crush on Kristen Bell.  Just a little huge never ending desire for her.  I think there is a temptation to take these sort of celebrity crushes and assign something special to them (I see what you guys say when you reblog my stuff, I know some of you do).  The sad truth of course is that it isn’t special, it’s just a crush.  And it’s going to be one sided.  That doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing though, I think crushes can be fun.  More fun than just simple attraction.  Everyone needs to day dream, to enjoy themselves.  I am not going to say what is now a 7+ year crush on Kristen Bell has radically altered my life, nor will I make jokes about how I’m going to have her babies (because it’s not a joke. I am going to, it WILL happen).  I think they can be fun though, let’s be honest, having something to care about is always a good thing, nihilism is no way to go through life.  So maybe a celebrity crush does make our life a little better, a little escape now and then, a celebrity to feel a bit of a bond with, someone whose movies to see no matter the quality.  Just a little something that adds a spark in your life.  This doesn’t mean you get her more than anyone else, or you appreciate them more, though you are probably going to feel that way, it just means you are going to just have a little something special to have your own.  We may not all be special snowflakes but everyone wants to feel like one.  So feel like one, go ahead and embrace that crush you have, and feel free to leave a note telling me who yours is. Mine is on Kristen Bell.  So here she is and here I am saying today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.