Today we’re going to talk about something near and dear to my heart.  No, not Amber Heard.  I mean, we’re going to talk about her and while I like her she’s nowhere near here.  Believe me, I would not actually be here typing this if she was.  I think we all know what I’d be doing.  That’s right, making clumsy passes and getting shot down!  Anyway, this is about a subject I have discussed in private but since I have this whole blog thing that literally 10’s of people glance at the pictures of and never read what I write, this is a good place for this.  Amber Heard is a bisexual.  She came out a long time ago and I always like a good coming out.  The thing is though, everyone wants to claim her as theirs.  I get it.  I do.  If I was making a sexy softball team I’d want her!  There is kind of a negative thing that happens though, I have seen lesbains get mad that she’s bisexual, or that she says she is.  They see her as a traitor or a liar or who knows what but they say she isn’t, she’s a lesbian and that’s that.  Actually guys, how she identifies sexually is up to her.  Just like how you identify is up to you.  I am really glad you are super proud of your sexuality, it’s such a nice thing to see, much better than begging a higher power to strip you of your orientation.  Your pride doesn’t in anyway influence what someone else is though, more importantly what they are should in no way diminish your pride.  See, the thing is when you claim a bisexual is just fooling herself or she needs to choose a side, you may not realize it but you’re being a bigot.  I would hope you understand those aren’t fun to deal with.  Which is a long way of talking about how much I like Amber Heard’s bisexuality.  I mean, not in a creepy way but it feels brave to embrace that, there is a lot of slut shaming from all sides for bisexuals, which is sad and silly, this one little group who is being hit from all sides.  This is why I like a good coming out, because someone somewhere it gives them a little more courage and confidence to be themselves.  That is pretty great and I think we all know it’s a big part of why she’s so popular.  Also she’s hot.  Really she’s here today because she’s smoking hot.  I got distracted somewhere along the way writing this and let myself soapbox onto some sort of tangent.  My real point here is she is gorgeous and has that extra something that just draws me to her.  She is really hot.  Everything else is nice, though.  But yeah, she’s hot.  I think she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.