Tag: blonde

So I am rewatching Supernatural, which I am like 99% sure is what introduced me to Katie Cassidy.  I don’t think I saw her in anything before that, if I did it was Supernatural that did it for me.  She walked out and was a demon killing bad ass and I was immediately sold.  Look, it doesn’t always take a lot.  It helped she’s ridiculously hot, enough so that everything I see her in I go, “Oh god, she’s so hot”.  Out loud usually.  Not everyone agrees and we have disagreed on levels of hotness but I am right.  It’s a fact.  Other Katie Cassidy facts?  Her dad is David Cassidy, I like her butt, especially when she was on Gossip Girl, she apparently hits my sweet spot in multiple ways as she is blonde (more than half my choices have been) and she is named Katherine (Apparently I am really attracted to this name as she’s one of 5 I have blogged, I seem to be very attracted to Katherines) and final fact: today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

Backlash is an interesting thing.  In that when something gets popular there is always someone there to try and trash it.  I figure we’re all guilty of it, something that at the very least didn’t matter to us suddenly becomes offensive when it matters to someone else.  The number of eye rolls Kate Upton has gotten from a few quarters when I have posted her recently is a little surprising.  I can get not liking her but I can’t really find anything offensive about her.  It isn’t like she has said Hitler had a few good ideas or she makes homophobic chicken sandwiches. (I wasn’t going to get into specific complaints but I can’t help myself.  The one where people say she’s fat?  Are you out of your mind?  In what possible world is she fat?  Holy Christ stop it with the negative body issues, we all should be so lucky as to be in the shape Kate Upton is in). She mainly poses for pictures and shows up at baseball and basketball games.  So, I get why backlash happens but I don’t get why it would be directed towards her.  But of course I don’t get it, I happen to like her a great deal.  I bet Justin Bieber fans have the same thoughts.  So I think we should all take a step back and try to drop our prejudices and just look at Kate Upton for a moment.  She’s pretty.  I like how she smiles and how she seems to be full of life.  I like her body.  So just stop looking at her through the lens of what other people think and just look at her and enjoy.  Do whatever you want with other celebrities, I don’t care about them today. Today I care about Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I have at this point written a lot of words about Mosh.  That’s not to say I am tired of doing so or even out of things to say but I am in serious danger of repeating myself because she is so beautiful and I just feel compelled to mention it.  I mean… she is just so beautiful.  Now a big part of her appeal is of course the style but that’s part of the beauty, right?  I mean, I am not going to knock a beautiful woman for being great with her hair and make up.  Well, let’s be honest, I’m rambling at this point because all I really want to say is Mosh is one of my favorites, I think she is epically beautiful and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

The thing about watching a lot of horror movies is you end up seeing a lot of actors and actresses who are less than well known but are often beautiful people.  It’s kind of why they’re cast, for a mediocre to bad horror movie the formula is simple, gather pretty people, isolate them, kill them.   Most of them are forgettable, you might comment on how nice someone’s breasts are when you get to obligatory topless scene or someone might have a great smile but overall you don’t really remember them.  Sometimes they rise above, you get a great performance or a good one and they keep showing up.  Those people really stick out, it’s how I noticed Mary Elisabeth Winstead.  Sometimes though, you get someone who stands out but you never really see again.  That’s Jennifer Ellison to me but I still remember her.  Now, she might be a big deal in England or she might not be, I don’t have even the beginning of a clue but given how very, very easy it was to find scores of pictures of her she has to be someone of note.  I think.  All I know is I saw her in the Cottage and the entire movie was so much fun but she was awesome in it.  She played just the most foul mouthed, abrasive hostage I have ever seen.  She was a raging bitch in all the best ways and within seconds I was charmed.  Also she was pretty hot in a trashy sort of way.  I guess that might sound like an insult but sometimes that’s kind of nice.  My point is she was very good and very memorable and I feel like it’s a shame IMDB has her with so few credits because at least in this role she was fantastic.  Well, today some pictures of her popped up because apparently she’s lost weight?  I guess she had a weight issue?  I don’t know, I missed all that, she looks the same to me and today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

I almost feel bad for Aly Michalka (I say as I sit up in the middle of the night, in my bedroom, in my underwear, having woken up from a nightmare and unable to sleep, that’s right I feel sorry for her).  By like… the standards of a high school reunion someone who has been on multiple TV shows and released albums and has actual fans is successful.  By Hollywood standards her career is failing, she hasn’t been in much of consequence since Easy A or when Hellcats went off the air, take your pick.  That seems like an unfair standard to me but it is what it is, so I feel a little bad for her.  That’s not why she’s here though, that’s more of… an aside, perhaps why I am thinking of her.  The truth is she is pretty.  I happen to like pretty girls.  I also seem to like blondes.  It is what it is I guess.  I find I have so little to say this time but look how much space I took up.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Obviously I find Nastia Liukin attractive, I mean, I just posted these pictures.  I wasn’t sure when she would show up again though.  I don’t plan these things and what I am watching or thinking about tends to dictate things followed by pictures surfacing online.  Her pictures don’t surface a lot because athletes don’t get the red carpet treatment.  But hey look, Olympics!  And previews of Gymnastics is on my TV!  I know she isn’t on the team but she is technically there and she has won a gold medal.  A gold medal for America! So here I am doing my patriotic duty and finding Nastia Liukin extremely attractive.   That’s right, it isn’t because she’s pretty, flexible, athletic and has a great body, it’s because I’m an American god dammit.  So for truth, justice, and the way she fills out a leotard: today I want to fuck Nastia Liukin.

Even though I don’t think I have had a drop of anything Sobe to drink in probably approaching a decade I am going to go ahead and declare the greatest thing Sobe has brought us is celebrities in body paint.  I feel this is generally a good look.  I say generally so no one feels inclined to dig up some picture to prove me wrong.  I like body paint.  I also happen to like Yvonne Strahovski so the combo is pretty solid.  Interestingly enough I didn’t take to her immediately and I think it’s 100% because I didn’t much like Chuck when it started.  I was talked into giving it another chance and thus her another chance.  Second time around I really liked both.  So because of nerdy TV, the sexiness of blondes, body paint, and random beverages ad campaigns today I want to fuck Yvonne Strahovski.

You may not realize this but I find Kate Upton rather attractive.  That may surprise some of you because I do play it pretty close to the vest, rarely letting on that I like her.  Probably because it’s such a unique opinion, so I don’t voice it very often.  Today though I can’t help but confess that I find Kate Upton gorgeous.  And all of her.  Yeah, she has the body, and the inviting smile, and the bubbly personality, but there is something more and I don’t know what.  I guess if I knew what I could bottle and sell it because she definitely has something that has made her so popular.  The point is I am no immune to her je ne sais quoi. So I woke up thinking about her and in the time it has taken me to wake up, get breakfast, get everything running… it hasn’t gone away, still thinking about her.  I have it pretty bad for her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So I woke up this morning to a bunch of pics on my dash of Amber Heard.  Well, ok, honestly I woke up to pictures of a lot of girls but many were of Amber Heard.  And it says something about just how stunning she is that my thought wasn’t, “Look how many pretty girls” but instead was, “Look at how many pretty Amber Heard pictures”.  The truth is she is gorgeous and it just goes to show the effect she can have because just pictures usually don’t evoke that much passion in me.  Watching a movie or a show is much more likely to turn my head but she is just so gorgeous.  I especially love her ability to look so glamorous, which is probably why I found myself choosing all black and white photos today, it just… fit the mood she put me in.  So here she is for everyone to enjoy, in black and white.  I think it’s obvious why today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Long before I knew much about her I knew Amber Heard was beautiful.  That was the first thing I knew about her because duh I have eyeballs.  The more I learned the cooler she got though.  I don’t even like guns but the fact that she loves guns is somehow hot.  The car stuff?  Crazy hot.  Her attitude about coming out?  Also hot!  Anyway, she’s hot, so here’s some hotness to share so you can see why today I want to fuck Amber Heard.