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There is something interesting about the long ago stars of yesteryear.  I don’t know exactly what to call it but there is a difference in the way they move, they talk… in them.  I guess there is a sultriness?  Maybe it’s the movies I watch.  I do watch a fair number of old movies but they usually fall into a couple of categories: Psychological Westerns of the 50’s, Spaghetti Westerns of later, Jimmy Stewart Movies, and a lot of Film Noir.  That’s how I know Diana Dors, from her work as a femme fatale in various pieces of Noir or near Noir.  So, maybe it isn’t the women then, maybe it’s the women playing roles that are meant to make you understand why a man would risk his life and trust someone against his better judgement just because she is steeped in raw sexuality.   In what I consider an insulting turn of phrase she has been refered to as Britians only sex symbol export outside of Lady Godiva.  I have no clue if that’s true but I can see why in the 1950’s she would have been popular.  I think I first saw her in Tread Softly Stranger and she was far and away the best thing in it. As proof I have included two gifs from the movie.  I feel like at this point I don’t even need to say more, just look.  Today I want to fuck Diana Dors.

Kate Upton.  There is just something about her, something that keeps drawing me to her.  This is where someone reading this is going, “Yeah, her boobs,” and while, yeah ok, her boobs are great, I don’t mean that.  I just find a certain energy about her very compelling.  She is just a 20 year old model, there are lots of them but whatever extra it is that she possesses I feel it, I guess the same way lots of people do given her meteoric rise toe prominence.  The girl has that extra something that eludes so many of us and today I want it.  Yes, and also I want her boobs.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I have to wonder about the influence of the media as a whole on who we’re attracted to.  I mean, if Victoria’s Secret wasn’t bombarding me with images of Candice Swanepoel would I be as attracted to her?  I mean, obviously it is going to have some effect, if she was a shop keeper in Johannesburg I probably wouldn’t be posting her here because I wouldn’t know she exists.  And I have mentioned in general I don’t find myself dwelling on models but she is one of the exceptions to that, so I find her attractive.  But she is one of the most frequent postings here and not coincidentally as a model she is also someone who very frequently has pictures surface online.  You know, is Kate Upton so popular because Kate Upton embodies some sort of platonic ideal of bouncy 20 year old beauty or is Kate Upton so popular because everyone keeps saying how hot she is?  I guess the answer in many cases would be a little of both and also we have no way of knowing.  We all want to be special snowflakes but sometimes it doesn’t work out.  I think then your only choice is to embrace it.  Yeah, a million catalogs go out a month with like 50 pictures of Candice Swanepoel, she is all over the internet, people know who she is, so I am not alone and liking her doesn’t make me special.  But it’s ok, the simple truth is still that she is very beautiful, if how beautiful I find her has been influenced that’s ok, because now I do find her that beautiful.  And so today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

This post started with a bit of pondering about athletes and the tiny little tragedies that can permeate all our lives.  I know some people, followers of mine included, hate the idea of anyone ever feeling sympathy for a celebrity.  I guess because they are rich or famous and that should be a salve for any issues?  I would like to think that empathy is an enviable trait though and we should all en devour to feel for our fellow humans when they suffer.  Athletes I feel suffer in a very specific way that is to me, one of those small tragedies that in turn can mirror something we all slowly deal with, just more pronounced and sudden.  Sports have long functioned as a great metaphor for life, it’s why writers have always loved writing about it.  The thing is athletes get old way before we would consider someone old.  Football players are lucky to make it to their mid 30’s before being washed up, tennis players are too old to win by 30, and gymnasts, especially female gymnasts?  They’re old at 20.  A few recent events have me thinking about this, most of us can at least convince ourselves our best days are always ahead of us.  I may not have as much energy as I used to by maybe I have a great love story unfolding just around the corner, fabulous wealth, something.  I can imagine life is one upward motion even if it isn’t.  But what if I was the best in the world at something (something besides this.  Let’s be honest, no one in the world is better at talking about who I want to fuck than me.  I’m a bit of a prodigy when it comes to my own libido).  Nastia Liukin was the best in the world at one point, she won the medal to prove it.  The best.  That has to be an amazing feeling but.. she was 18, she will never be the best again, she’s too old.  While I have no doubt life holds many pleasures for her athlete is what definite most athletes, they dedicate way more time to that than most of us have ever dedicated to anything.  That’s over now.  That has to be a hard road to travel, to be 22 and know that your best days doing the thing you did best, they are done.   It was heartbreaking to see her look like she wanted to cry when she failed at the Olympic trials. So I was thinking about that and just how hard it must be.  Which is a pretty meloncollie thing to write about and you’re probably wondering why I am even mentioning it.  Well, I was thinking about it and then I started thinking about Nastia Liukin, who no matter what is still really hot.  And really flexible and really athletic. So yeah, I went from thinking about that to instead thinking about just how attractive she is.  This is how my train of thought works and I still feel bad for her and the human condition can indeed be awful but you know something that makes it all better and so often worthwhile?  Sex.  Sex is great and so is Nastia Liukin and guess what?  Today I want to fuck Nastia Liukin.

Here I am, for some reason thinking about Candice Swanepoel today.  I say some reason like it’s at all a mystery as to  how she could surface here.  Wow, what am I thinking, putting up an amazingly hot model.  But I mean I hadn’t been thinking about her lately.  She has made plenty of appearances here but if I had to guess who would grace this blog today at this time yesterday I would not have guessed her.  And yet here she is.  See, I have it on good authority she’s pretty hot.  I am going to go ahead and say I agree.  Oh Lord do I agree.  There is just something about her, the way she just embodies fantasy.  I don’t think it’s a mistake so often she’s on the beach in her photoshoots.  Swimsuits aside, I think a lot of us imagine paradise being somewhere tropical with sun and sand.  And I guess paradise would have angels.  Or in this case Angels ™.  She’s the Angel I’d choose and today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Someone asked me yesterday if I ever want to just cuddle.  It was funny so thank you, I can’t answer anonymous questions though, if you come off anon I’ll gladly send you replies.  That said, the name of this blog isn’t who I want to cuddle today.  You fully have my support if you want to start that blog.  I guess it would be pictures of teddy bears and kittens and puppies and other baby animals.  Actually, as I am writing this I am pretty sure your blog would be way more popular than mine if you did that.  Anyway, this all made me think of Kristen Bell.  Why? Because she’s my favorite so I guess if I were to go a cuddlin’ I would choose her.  Who knows, I tend to let my mind go where it will and post the results, so here we are with Kristen again.  Today I want to cuddle fuck Kristen Bell.

Katrina Bowden’s fame has always felt like it outstripped her output.  I mean, she isn’t mega famous but certainly a number of people know who she is.  She is the hot girl on that thing you saw.  Probably 30 Rock for a lot of people, maybe a few different movies but it seemed to me almost the second she started working she suddenly became notable for being gorgeous.  I get it though.  She is hot.  She’s just so good looking, a perfect little blonde vision of.. what everyone is supposed to want, right?  Well, today I definitely agree.  Today I want her.  Today I want to fuck Katrina Bowden.

I am not usually the sort of person to say someone has been killing it lately but Blake Lively has been killing it lately.  I mean, she’s pretty, right, that’s not news or anything but she has been more so late, I guess the technical term would be extra pretty?  I don’ t know what it is about her, she makes me think of beaches and the sun and the wind.  Maybe it’s her hair, it looks so good but at the same time suggests at being wild, like someone who had just come in from the surf.  Maybe I am thinking too much.  All I know is that when I read Savages I said it was pretty much unfilmable because the main appeal of the book was the style in which it was written.  I still feel that way but suddenly I don’t care, I am so happy it has been made because look at the photos it has given us of Blake Lively.  Thank you Savages.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

If I had started this blog about a year ago there would have been a lot more appearances of Blake Lively.  I mean a lot more.  It isn’t like she somehow has gotten less attractive I just have cared less.  It’s the nature of this whole thing, a whole lot of what have you done for me lately. The thing is though, she is gorgeous, it’s kind of her defining quality.  I mean she has the body, she has the enchanting smile and she has just fantastic hair.  So while I may not think about her often when something reminds me of her it’s like, oh yeah, Blake Lively is hot.  Really hot.  And then all over again today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I first saw Jenny Wade in Feast but she just seemed like another horror movie hottie at the time.  Covered in blood, in her underwear, she was hot but the movie was a bit dull and I didn’t really notice.  It was her staring role in the short lived the Good Guys that really made her stand out to me.  She is very good looking and very charming and a little searching found her youtube channel and her twitter and the girl is pretty funny and entertaining.  I enjoy the silliness, the enthusiasm for life, and just how pretty she is.  Not much else to say I guess except that today I want to fuck Jenny Wade.