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Let’s be honest, there are a lot of attractive women out there.  A lot.  I have many I could choose from but I have a phrase I throw around sometimes, “I don’t like disappointing myself in my own fantasies”.  This means typically I need more than just “Hey, she’s pretty”.  This means when I put a celebrity here 9 out of 10 times there is more than just looks.  I mean look, I don’t know these people but you’re selling your personality as much as anything else if you’re a performing artist.  This brings me to Kate Upton who I have tremendous respect for.  Sure there are jokes about tremendous things she has that I want to respect or something but I mean it.  She is a woman who is just amazingly attractive but that doesn’t really seperate you from other models.  She has a personality that comes through in her work.  And she has so artfully used that to become a star.  I am not alone in thinking this, you can read about rise here.  Anyway, back to my theories on attraction that I can talk about to make me feel somehow better than someone just leering at pictures on the internet, Kate is among my favorite celebrities and this is why.  She has a real personality, one apparently that didn’t fit the right mold for her industry, it means she has taken charge of her own life and let people find her.  I find her fun, funny, compelling and yes, crazy hot.  And that is why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So obviously I like Kate Upton a lot, I haven’t made a secret of that but the question could come up as to why.  Now, I could just draw an arrow upwards and say duh but it’s a fair question.  And I think it’s the dancing.  Now I don’t mean for lascivious reasons though admittedly those do pop up.  But I first saw her ever doing the Dougie and I think it sums up a lot of her appeal, she seems full of life.  She’s always laughing, always having fun and who can blame her?  There’s nothing worse than when you see a millionaire living what seems to be a dream life and they aren’t enjoying it.  On the other hand there is nothing more attractive than someone who is full of life, it’s compelling and attractive.  When you throw that into that body?  Holy Christ, is it any wonder why today I want to fuck Kate Upton?

I like Miss Mosh a lot.  I don’t think that’s a huge secret to those of you have been following this tumblr.  And I know a lot of you know her because I got a ton of new followers after the first time I wrote about her.  I don’t blame you, Mosh is follow worthy.  I mean that in the literal sense because there is a lot to like about her but one thing I really like and am really thinking about right now is Miss Mosh’s backside.  It is just fantastic.  Now, I don’t do truly nude pictures here because… I guess I want this blog to be something you can show your children?  I don’t know, I just don’t.  But I push it a little bit.  I’m pushing it today so don’t let your kids see I guess if they don’t like butts.  I like butts.  I like Miss Mosh’s butt.  I like Miss Mosh.  A lot.  She’s is so beautiful and yes that definitely includes her backside which is why today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Let’s talk about Aly Michalka’s breasts.  Well, I will talk, you’ll listen.  Write/Read.  Semantics.  The point is I am a fan of her breasts.  Now, I realize they aren’t the biggest but that isn’t all there is to a great chest.  There is a certain something special to hers.  It feels a little crude to go on and on about her breasts so I included a picture, just look, they’re worth a paragraph at some point.  This is that point.  And they are why today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

I think this blog has taught me I like Scarlett Johansson more than I realized.  I mean, I knew I liked her.  I have had a thing for her for more than a decade at this point which is kind of impressive enough cause I am usually so fickle.  But I didn’t realize I thought about her so much, like lots of celebrities that have been in the spot light a long time I didn’t really think she came up that often in my thought process but man… she does. It turns out she does a lot.  Well, here she is again, I guess it’s obvious that yet again today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I just watched Wanderlust which has some funny parts but overall is just ok.  Thing is I will pretty much watch anything with Paul Rudd cause I love that guy.  He couldn’t totally save it though.  It did make me think about Jennifer Aniston again, which.. is like 1995 all over again?  I don’t know, when Friends started I kind of liked Courtney Cox better but eventually think I switched my allegiance.  Anyway, I am glad to see Jennifer Aniston doing comedy again these days because she’s actually pretty good at it.  People can forget that with the whole mega stardom and lame romcoms and stuff.  It’s almost like a reverse curse I guess, you become too pretty and too successful and people don’t take your comedy seriously? Or unseriously.  Well, she’s funny, she’s pretty, and so today I want to fuck Jennifer Aniston.

I really like the beach.  I also really like Kate Upton.  I love the sun, the water, her breasts, her smile, her body, fighting the waves as you wade out deeper into the water.  So in honor of the beach and summer and boobs here is Kate Upon in bikinis.  Take your time, look, enjoy and you’ll understand why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So I am rewatching Drive Angry because the movie is awesomely insane, which tends to translate to insanely awesome.  Don’t confuse that with good but entertaining yes.  Of course, the insanity is only helped by the fact that the camera spends a long, long time luxuriating on Amber Heard’s body.  Of course, that kind of describes the Stepfather too, which half the movie seemed to be about long shots on Amber in a bikini.  I can’t blame any movie for that though.  If you are going to make a movie you should use the tools you have and Amber Heard is just insanely hot.  I can’t think of that much more to say about her at the moment, I’ve said stuff before and will say stuff again but she is crazy hot and today that is enough.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Hayden has actually made an appearance here before and I wasn’t sure she ever would again because I quite liked her once but long ago cooled on her.  It’s not her fault, ell it might be a little, but she hasn’t been in anything I have cared even a little about since the first season of Heroes.  I really fell in love with how adorable and emotive she was on that show but when it dropped of a cliff in quality I lost all interest in it and Hayden.  But then today, as sometimes happens, I saw an absolutely adorable picture of her.  She just looked great and I was like, oh yeah, that smile, that cute face, she’s great looking!  And so now here I am, thinking about her and today I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere.

I think there are a lot of people, maybe more men than women but I think both genders can see the appeal, but a lot of people enjoy the idea of a gymnast.  Certainly there aren’t many disadvantages to a partner in bed who is in shape and athletic unless you’re into some sort of wrestling thing and you hate losing.  That doesn’t apply to me though and when it comes to gymnastics and you see the flexibility and agility and tone and… well, for me I think it’s easy to see the appeal.  I mean, it’s a cool party trick that Nastia Liukin can basically touch the top of her head with the bottom of her foot but if you can’t see any possibilities past posing for pictures I feel sorry for you.  Also, she’s quite cute so that only helps.  Throw on top she’s a gold medalist and… it’s basically my patriotic duty to give her some space here on my tumblr.  That’s right, I just claimed I’m doing her a favor.  The medals, the accolades, the Subway commercials, I am sure what she’s really been waiting for is a stranger to talk about her on a pervy tumblr.  Well dammit, I’m going to be that stranger because I’m a true American.  And because she’s hot.  And flexible.  And in shape.  And now I’m just wondering what exactly could happen so today I want to fuck Nastia Liukin.