Let’s be honest, there are a lot of attractive women out there. A lot. I have many I could choose from but I have a phrase I throw around sometimes, “I don’t like disappointing myself in my own fantasies”. This means typically I need more than just “Hey, she’s pretty”. This means when I put a celebrity here 9 out of 10 times there is more than just looks. I mean look, I don’t know these people but you’re selling your personality as much as anything else if you’re a performing artist. This brings me to Kate Upton who I have tremendous respect for. Sure there are jokes about tremendous things she has that I want to respect or something but I mean it. She is a woman who is just amazingly attractive but that doesn’t really seperate you from other models. She has a personality that comes through in her work. And she has so artfully used that to become a star. I am not alone in thinking this, you can read about rise here. Anyway, back to my theories on attraction that I can talk about to make me feel somehow better than someone just leering at pictures on the internet, Kate is among my favorite celebrities and this is why. She has a real personality, one apparently that didn’t fit the right mold for her industry, it means she has taken charge of her own life and let people find her. I find her fun, funny, compelling and yes, crazy hot. And that is why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
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