I almost feel bad for Aly Michalka (I say as I sit up in the middle of the night, in my bedroom, in my underwear, having woken up from a nightmare and unable to sleep, that’s right I feel sorry for her).  By like… the standards of a high school reunion someone who has been on multiple TV shows and released albums and has actual fans is successful.  By Hollywood standards her career is failing, she hasn’t been in much of consequence since Easy A or when Hellcats went off the air, take your pick.  That seems like an unfair standard to me but it is what it is, so I feel a little bad for her.  That’s not why she’s here though, that’s more of… an aside, perhaps why I am thinking of her.  The truth is she is pretty.  I happen to like pretty girls.  I also seem to like blondes.  It is what it is I guess.  I find I have so little to say this time but look how much space I took up.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.