Tag: Aly Michalka

I finally caught back up with iZombie. I kinda knew it came back a couple weeks ago but it’s amazing how separated I am from TV airings and when I watch it these days given I was slow to get a DVR and then even once I did I couldn’t imagine not watching it the day it aired. Fear of spoilers or whatever. Now I feel no pressure or care, it’s just nice to have something there when I feel like watching something. It’s mostly liberating but I feel like maybe we’ve lost something. The water cooler, the shared experience. It’s odd to wish fro a mono culture and three channels, and I don’t, but it feels important to point out that all change, even positive ones, can leave bodies in it’s wake. Nothing is all good or all bad. What does that have to do with Aly Michalka? Not a whole lot really. She continues to be beautiful and is really a lot of fun on the show. It’s a better show and role than what she was in when she was someone who was being pushed as a star instead of a supporting playing. So that’s the good. The bad is we see less of her. Not just on the show but in general. I remember all those years ago now when Aly Michlaka graced gossip blogs and photoshoots and that was nice to have too. Because she is beautiful and pictures of beautiful people are nice to have. But it’s mostly good. And she was at a premier the other day, so that’s nice. Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

So recently @she-goes-to-eleven discovered Aly Michalka through the magic of iZombie and it was fun to watch her realize that Aly Michalka is one of those preternaturally pretty people that the more you look at her face the more blown away by it you are.  It was fun to hear once again how right I was when I had told her she would appreciate Aly on the show.  And I appreciate her on it because honestly it has shown me a depth to her acting ability I didn’t know was there.  I think it is an example of how many actors just need some material to work with to really show what they can do and I feel safe saying Rob Thomas is the best writer she has worked with.  So that’s nice.  Also what’s nice is that she finally has an album coming out because it means we got a photoshoot. Thank god.  This was the other subject of discussion, that yes Aly is very pretty but her moment in the sun seems to have been 8-10 years ago now so pictures of her are rarer and rarer.  Also, I am happy for fans of her music.  It’s one of those stupid things about how the current system works.  Aly and her sister wanted to make music, they have a fan base that I have seen for years begging for new music and… they couldn’t get an album made because… bullshit.  I mean, I get that their fan base probably isn’t that huge but in this modern era that really shouldn’t matter.  It’s so easy to get stuff out there but you end up with contracts and rules and nonsense.  So I am happy for people who wanted it and happy for Aly and happy that there should be at least a little bit of promoting around it.  That’s good for me.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Ok, so I thought I would post Charli XCX today because she has a new video coming out but… my subconscious had other ideas.  I had what was frankly a terrible stress dream about Aly Michalka last night.  It was basically more awkward than even the most awkward situation you can imagine in the cringiest of cringe comedies.  Just a rough social situation that kept getting worse as bad news was dragged out and out.  And I am not sure why I had this dream about Aly Michalka but as I was looking for pictures I realized, oh yeah, she was at comic con and I am always grateful for more of her so she must have snuck in there somehow.  Thank god for Comic Con.  Like, she looks lovely every time and that’s because she’s one of those just amazingly beautiful human beings.  And I would say she gets more beautiful as she matures so it’s a shame that her fame seems to have gone in the opposite direction.  Well, at least she’s under Rob Thomas’ wing now, hopefully that means she will now forever be part of his regularly used group of actors and hey, those shows will never be hits but they’ll be good!  Or maybe she’ll be in the next Frozen.  There are so many possibilities.  Anyway, my uncomfortable, drawn out torturous dream just made me want to crawl into a hole and hide so it might seem strange she’s here now but I have gotten over it.  It’s been a few hours and the result now is that she is still on the brain and it’s like, man she’s pretty.  And I think I am giving her credit for being very gracious in the dream.  Like, she wasn’t to blame.  That’s a strange thing but you know, my whole thought process is a strange thing. Today I want to fuck Aly MIchalka.

It’s weird, TV is over for the most part for the year but iZombie started so late it is still going strong.  I just keep forgetting that fact because I am already out of the habit of checking my DVR.  Which is a nice surprise when I realize I have a 3 day old episode of a show sitting there on my DVR but you know, the show is still so good I’d like to watch it immediately.  It just feels like it deserves that. Anyway, Aly Michalka has impressed me with her acting on the show and it brings up some interesting thoughts on my end that I don’t know the answer to. I haven’t really considered her acting a lot in the past and I feel like part of that is because at her peak of fame, which was really sort of internet gossip blog fame more than anything else I guess, she was more famous as the girl who appeared in pictures on gossip blogs and was talked about a lot on the internet than she was as an actress.  Child Star gone hot is always a popular type for those kinds of places.  And I tried watching her CW show but just couldn’t get into it and didn’t watch enough to know how she did.  So I realized I had no actual opinion of her acting ability.  Like at all. Not positive or negative, I just thought she was beautiful.  But as Peyton on iZombie I have quite liked her. Charming, able to craft a character.  So I find myself wondering what part of the credit belongs to what because Rob Thomas shows always seem to get excellent performances.  So is he finding good actors, perhaps ones who didn’t get the chance the deserves elsewhere?  He is known to be an excellent writer, is the material just that strong, are the voices so distinctive on the page that the actors can’t help but inhabit the role so well?  Is it something else?  I don’t have answers, it’s just important to remind myself how collaborative a medium TV is, there are just so many factors at play.  But it is worth noting that I have liked Aly as her role on the show has expanded.  And she is still beautiful.  And my god… guys, the last episode, she was really hot.  I’d include proof but the truth is the show just isn’t popular enough for there to be much out there.  Just trust me, it was good.   Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

I thought I was going to start this by saying it has been years since I posted Aly Michalka.  It turns out I was wrong, it has only been 9 months.  That was also because of iZombie, which is on tonight and which I always look forward to because… well, it’s excellent.  I happen to be a fan of Rob Thomas’ work.  A lot of times when I watch I find myself thinking I should post Aly again because she is beautiful.  I don’t think I am going out on a limb there, it’s one of those things, she is just gorgeous but also a great example of the fickle nature of fame.  She had a lot of heat what was a long time ago now, staring in a show, she seemed to be on every gossip blog all the time.  Just pictures and attention for days. Now… well, almost nothing.  And I often get frustrated when I go to post her (same with Rose McIver.  Why aren’t there pictures everywhere promoting this show?  Horrible mistake CW).  Anyway, she was at something this past week and the show is on tonight and it’s all the reason I need to post her.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Thank God Aly Michalka is at Comic Con.  Like, I saw her and I was excited and I had no idea why she was even there for a moment until I remembered, oh yeah, iZombie. I have wanted to post Aly many times watching iZombie but end up giving up when I am getting ready to and it’s like, oh yeah, every picture of her is years old doesn’t even look like the Aly Michalka I am looking to post.  I mean, she was pretty when she’s 20 and she’s pretty now but looks pretty different.  And for some reason there seems to be a massive picture embargo on her.  Like, I have never seen such a shift.  Yeah, I know at one point she was being pushed to be a big deal sorta, in that post Disney way girls can be a big deal, and that didn’t work out.  So you expect less.  But there was nothing.  Like, she used to be one of those people in paparazzi shots and stuff and suddenly nothing.  It’s very strange.  Anyway, I happen to quite like her on iZombie and I love the show and she is very pretty.  Being pretty is actually like… one of her defining traits.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Here is Aly Michalka again because she’s very pretty.  I guess that’s the only reason.  I don’t always have really deep or meaningful reasons for posting here.  I guess I am just in the mood for Aly?  Ok, yeah, we’ll go with that.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

So I have mentioned a few times lately that some people make me think of other people or something.  I guess this is a good time then to point out that I think this guy here who follows me might be Aly Michalka’s mom or something because he reblogs pictures of her like it’s his damn job.  Which is a big part of why she’s here, lots of new pictures of her this week and I guess you can say he’s kept me up to date.  She hasn’t appeared here in a long time, I am up and down on her I guess?  Like, there was a stretch where I really liked her but… she just has become increasingly obscure and so I don’t think of her.  These things happen.  I hope she’s doing well.  I know she has very dedicated fans.  Anyway, what I am saying is that today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Last time after posting about the sad state of Aly Michalka’s career it was soon announced that she had a pilot ordered by Fox, so who knows, she could be headed back to TV.  Now, I don’t want to say I was a major part of that, what with my postings of her, but… well I feel comfortable implying it.  I will gladly embrace the chance to overstate my own importance and influence on the world.  Not that Aly needs to thank me, I’m not the sort of person to demand that, no just like with Spider-man, action is my reward.  Action and pictures.  For me the major benefit here is that if Aly Michalka gets a TV show then maybe, just maybe, we will finally get to see her again.  The funny thing is as your star falls people care less and less about taking pictures of you and posting them on the internet.  In the case of Aly this is a loss because she’s really, really pretty.  Now, I play this pretty close to the vest so even longtime followers may not know this but… I like pretty girls. So for me anything that allows more opportunity to gaze at pretty girls is a good thing.  So I am happy for Aly, no one should feel like their career is over before 25, and I am excited for me, because I like pretty girls.  I like pretty Aly Michalka.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

I almost feel bad for Aly Michalka (I say as I sit up in the middle of the night, in my bedroom, in my underwear, having woken up from a nightmare and unable to sleep, that’s right I feel sorry for her).  By like… the standards of a high school reunion someone who has been on multiple TV shows and released albums and has actual fans is successful.  By Hollywood standards her career is failing, she hasn’t been in much of consequence since Easy A or when Hellcats went off the air, take your pick.  That seems like an unfair standard to me but it is what it is, so I feel a little bad for her.  That’s not why she’s here though, that’s more of… an aside, perhaps why I am thinking of her.  The truth is she is pretty.  I happen to like pretty girls.  I also seem to like blondes.  It is what it is I guess.  I find I have so little to say this time but look how much space I took up.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.