Ok, so I thought I would post Charli XCX today because she has a new video coming out but… my subconscious had other ideas. I had what was frankly a terrible stress dream about Aly Michalka last night. It was basically more awkward than even the most awkward situation you can imagine in the cringiest of cringe comedies. Just a rough social situation that kept getting worse as bad news was dragged out and out. And I am not sure why I had this dream about Aly Michalka but as I was looking for pictures I realized, oh yeah, she was at comic con and I am always grateful for more of her so she must have snuck in there somehow. Thank god for Comic Con. Like, she looks lovely every time and that’s because she’s one of those just amazingly beautiful human beings. And I would say she gets more beautiful as she matures so it’s a shame that her fame seems to have gone in the opposite direction. Well, at least she’s under Rob Thomas’ wing now, hopefully that means she will now forever be part of his regularly used group of actors and hey, those shows will never be hits but they’ll be good! Or maybe she’ll be in the next Frozen. There are so many possibilities. Anyway, my uncomfortable, drawn out torturous dream just made me want to crawl into a hole and hide so it might seem strange she’s here now but I have gotten over it. It’s been a few hours and the result now is that she is still on the brain and it’s like, man she’s pretty. And I think I am giving her credit for being very gracious in the dream. Like, she wasn’t to blame. That’s a strange thing but you know, my whole thought process is a strange thing. Today I want to fuck Aly MIchalka.
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