I won’t say I am stunned that Miranda Kerr is making an appearance here because… duh, she’s hot.  There aren’t a lot of super models that make me dry heave or anything, even if some don’t tickle that special part of me.  Miranda Kerr is kind of one of these to a degree.  Not that I never think about how hot she is but there’s another factor, just like I feel ownership of some girls, or my fandom of them to be more accurate, I feel the opposite for others.  There are legions of people who think Miranda Kerr is the hottest woman alive, I almost feel bad desiring her then, like, they like her way more, it would be a real douche move to come and take that away.  So I am a little surprised she’s here.  Thing is, she has a secret weapon.  That’s here ass.  She might actually have the best ass on the planet.  I welcome debate, if anyone has another opinion let me know, my ask box is open.  Or you know, submit something.  What I am saying is I am willing to talk about asses if I must, because I care about my readership.  But anyway, Miranda Kerr’s ass makes a strong argument for ass dominance (I need a better phrase there, I think ass dominance is probably a whole different thing) and I am not immune to a perfect posterior, even if I think someone else has a better claim on lusting after it.  So here I am, today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.