So I am still in the process of waking up from a dream about Kristen Bell.  No, not one of those dreams, I wish.  I had a dream that I had started a new job and she was one of my coworkers and we got along very well.  The problem was I had this secret 7 year long crush on her that felt a little awkward and I felt like I couldn’t tell her because it’s just not a good basis for starting a new job to admit to your coworker you have been obsessed with her for more than half a decade before you met her.  Luckily all the tension drained away when Humpty Hump showed up and we all did the Humpty Dance.  Anyway, I bring this up not just to show how stupid my dreams are but to point out that quite literally Kristen Bell is the woman of my dreams.  Just in my dreams apparently I am unable to do anything but pine.  Not important.  What is important is that Kristen Bell is just fantastic.  I have brought this up so many times before but really she is just great.  Not only is she funny and such a good actress, she is gorgeous. And she’s way better at dancing than I am or Humpty.  So, there’s that.  Anyway, obviously now she’s on my mind and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.