Awards season is pretty good for someone like me because we get just a load of red carpet stuff. I find, beautiful people tend to look good in expensive gowns and with a lot of styling and care in advance. It’s not really a mystery that if you spend thousands of dollars and countless hours with professionals who are skilled at making you look good you will look good. But starting now and through all the major premieres of the fall and all the way up until the Oscars we’ll get a fair number of red carpet events that will be certain to attract various stars and grab my attention. Last night may not have been the absolute starts (because I have no idea, I mean I care because it’s good for me but it isn’t like the start of baseball season or anything where I just know off hand it’s always the Cincinnati Reds), but last night caught my attention with the Creative Arts Emmys. After going through all the pictures this morning I was tempted to just say, “Yeah, I’ll take all” but that would just be a very long entry and greedy and let’s be honest, I don’t have that kind of attention span or energy. I mean like 20 different women? I might die with a smile but more likely I’d be like the fable of the dog who drops his bone in the water trying to get his reflection’s bone. I’m also going to skip right over the Freudian implications to me coming up with a fable that made me keep saying bone. So I “settled” on like half the cast of Victorious. Red dresses are always popular at these sort of things and rightly so, they have a habit of looking pretty good. I am not sure who looked the best of the three, I am torn though as I am writing this I am leaning towards Liz Gillies but then as I was choosing pictures I was leaning towards Victoria. If I was able to decide I wouldn’t have chosen all three girls, right? There isn’t much more to say, I have posted this exact group before because they are all hot and they go together in my mind, which is why today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.
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