Tag: Victoria Justice

Here is Victoria Justice who looks so good so often it can be boring. I know that sounds like an insult but it’s more like… I don’t know, an explanation. She is just one of those people who always looks so good I find myself going, oh, yeah, she looks good again, and then moving on. I guess as far as curses go it’s not the worst one. Either way, the result is she has shown up here for years but never that often. It’s Fashion Week though and she always attends and I bet if I looked back she always gets posted at some point because it is a guarantee she’ll wear at least one thing I love. She did that yesterday at the Alice + Olivia show. I don’t know if all that teal and sparkles is fro anyone else but it’s definitely for me. I love it. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Here is Victoria Justice because she is apparently at the Kentucky Derby this year. I assume. She was at the pre Kentucky Derby Gala and Kentucky seems like a strange place to travel for a Gala if you aren’t sticking around for the actual Derby. Maybe she really just wanted to meet some horse people but not deal with horses? That seems very unlikely. I am going to go out on a limb and say she will also be at the actual Derby itself. She looked fantastic last night in a sparkly silver dress but my first thought was, “What crazy stupid hat will she wear tomorrow?” I ask because for some reason a very important part of horse culture is stupid hats. Well, not horse culture. Horse culture seems to mainly be eating grass, running, and kind of smelling. Horse people culture. I don’t know what part of watching horses run requires a big stupid hat but it does. The bigger the better. They often look ridiculous. But Victoria Justice has a habit of looking really good in most of what she wears. To the point that it gets a little dull how good she looks a lot of the time. So I want to see if she can pull off a big stupid hat. We’ll see. Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Here is Victoria Justice because she keeps showing up at things and she really dresses well. Sure she stole what was clearly a coat meant for me in the final picture but I’ll forgive her this time. My point is I tend to like most of what she wears and she’s pretty. She doesn’t make it here a ton because… she seems to just show up at events these days as far as I know. Like, I never see her in a thing, I just see her in pictures. But sometimes that’s enough. Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Victoria Justice has worn me down and I am giving and posting her.  Which I realize sounds negative but is really the most accurate description.  Victoria Justice is very pretty.  You know, high cheek bones, everything in the right place, there is a reason she was tagged for her own show at 16 or whatever. Those people who cast shows for tweens full of teenagers know what they are doing.  But it is almost boring how pretty she is.  Which goes beyond first world problems to whatever the next level is.  Spoiled idiot problems?  That sounds right.  My point is she shows up and it’s like, oh yeah, there she is, she looks great. Yawn.  Maybe she has set the bar too high.  More likely it’s just because she might look beautiful every time I see her but I can’t think of a thing I have seen her in.  I mean, I did watch Victorious once at the insistence of followers but that was like 5 years ago and I just need more of a connection most of the time. But of course here she is and she shows up sometimes.  Which is really just a credit to not only how good looking she is but how well put together the whole package is.  Yes, she is beautiful but she also tends to look… well, I am not sure what the word is.  Her clothes are great, her looks are flawless.  She knows what she’s doing and I guess that just makes an impact sometimes.  She has been everywhere during fashion week so now she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Victoria Justice was at the GLAAD Media Awards yesterday and I really liked the dress she wore.  Now, posting it, I realize many people probably won’t.  It is a bit busy and I guess the tassels and stuff are a bit strange but I really liked it when I first saw it and I still like it.  I think I thought the tassels were more of a gauzy see through fabric when I fist saw it because she was moving and so they weren’t as clear.  I might like that a bit more but overall I still dig it.  Victoria Justice often wears stuff I like though as her job might say actress but it seems to be more “professional pretty person”.  I mean she shows up at events, looks pretty, shows up in paparazzi shots, looks pretty, and so on and so on. As a matter of fact someone on tumblr once related to me that when ads for Victorious would come on her TV when friends were over without fail someone would go, “Whoa, who is that?”  Because she is pretty.  She catches the eye. And uh… I guess she’s here because she continues to be good at that job! Good job.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

There is a new Rocky Horror coming out.  Or has it?  No, it feels too early. Either way it’s coming out and you know, I am just not a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  People always expect me to be but it’s just not for me.  Now, I don’t usually get on here to talk about stuff I don’t like but it comes up because the fact that this thing exists appears to have some side benefits which is Victoria Justice everywhere constantly.  The big benefit here is that she is basically a one woman fashion show and some of what she wears looks so good it just demands I take notice.  Like even when I am in my moody sort of, “Well yeah, she’s pretty but like… almost too pretty,” phase I can’t ignore her because she looks so nice.  Like, she is showing up for interviews and shows and she has this unique ability to make it look like a planned photoshoot rather than her getting out of a car and walking down a New York street.  It’s really impressive.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

I am pretty sure Victoria Justice might be an ageless, immortal vampire.  I say this because Victoria Justice looks basically the exact same as she did when I first posted her about four and a half years ago.  And at that point she was 18 and that was kind of a surprise because she looked 21 and had looked 21 for years at that point.  Now, I might partially be influenced by the fact that she and Nina Dobrev can look a whole lot alike and Nina Dobrev played an ageless Vampire but that seems more like a hiding in plain sight thing.  Maybe the whole Vampire Diaries thing was based on Victoria Justice.  I mean… I have never seen her in direct sunlight and I have never seen her cast a reflection.  Oh sure, I have seen pictures of her outside during the day but I mean… photoshop guys.  So I am developing this theory.  Plus she’s almost disconcertingly pretty.  Like, I have mentioned before she is almost so beautiful it’s boring.  Which shows how spoiled the modern world has us.  She is so pretty and so consistently so that it gets dull.  We need flaws for beauty to shine.  But maybe it’s not that, maybe it’s our brain warning us.  Or me.  I can’t say anyone else has this reaction other than the few people who have agreed with me.  Maybe our brain is going, someone shouldn’t look exactly as pretty at every even with no variation.  Maybe our brains are warning us she is a Vampire.  I mean… look, I’m willing to listen to your arguments why I am wrong but I should warn everyone in advance I am mainly willing to listen to arguments about her lack of Nosfertuism so I can identity if Vampire thralls and I know who will be on our side when it’s time to stake some blood suckers.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

I am surprised to be posting Victoria Justice because she’s so pretty.  Which seems like a strange thing to say probably but it’s this weird thing with her where she is almost too pretty.  Like, she’s shown up a lot at Fashion Week and I think she has good fashion sense and I think she is just ridiculously pretty but like… I don’t know, I have posted her before but less often than other people I associate with her.  Like… she smiles and it looks effortless and beautiful.  She has cheekbones that are basically the platonic ideal.  I mean, I would totally understand if you took that face with those cheekbones and were like, oh yeah, isn’t that what the Greeks used to carve into their statues of Venus?  Or Aphrodite I guess.  The Greeks probably didn’t carve a lot of statues of Venus but… well you get it.  So it’s almost like she is so pretty that it would be like… lusting after a painting or something?  I can’t swear by it because I can be forgetful but I am like 99% sure I have never been attracted to a statue, no matter how pretty it is.  So it’s almost like that.  She seems a little too pretty to real.  Or something?  I don’t know but man that smile and that face are so pretty and I just kept looking today and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Victoria Justice is strange.  I don’t mean as a person or whatever, I don’t actually know, I just mean like… she has excellent cheek bones, right?  Everything is in the right place, she is a very, very pretty girl.  I remember the first time I saw her my thought was, “Wow, who is that” and I also assumed she was almost 10 years older than she was because she just looked older, more mature.  So she is very pretty but also kind of boring.  Maybe that isn’t right either, again I don’t know her and that seems mean but she’s like, so pretty that rarely does she evoke a strong reaction in me.  It’s almost like a painting or something.  She pops up on the internet constant because, well, she’s very pretty so people want to take pictures of her.  But I very rarely find myself thinking about her once those pictures are out of view, it isn’t like she sticks with me in anyway.  Which is odd.  Then sometimes like today I look at her more closely again and it’s like, oh yeah, she’s really beautiful.  Like really pretty. I don’t know, it’s a strange thing of the brain I guess.  She is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

I feel like it has been a year since Victoria Justice was here.  I looked though and it turns out I was way wrong, it was just 4 months ago.  But 7 months before that.  So I was kind of right except where I was wrong.  Anyway, it happens, she appeared a lot there for a bit and now not so much… I mean she is still preternaturally photogenic, just it’s ridiculous, but I dunno, I go bored.  It’s easy to get bored if you feel no connection to someone and it isn’t like I am watching her show or anything.  It fascinates me how that happens though, how someone can really be just on your mind all the time and then poof, gone.  Think about your friends in first grade.  If you think really hard maybe you can name all of them but when was the last time you thought about some of them?  I don’t know, I’m rambling.  She is here today because she’s pretty and I guess that’s enough for now.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.