Tag: Victoria Justice

So I guess her show is done, which has to be scary for someone on a show for tweens, they don’t always have a lot of career options ahead of them.  I don’t really know what her future entails, I suppose at the very least she’ll go along looking pretty.  I enjoy that the reaction of people who have no clue who she is is so often, “Wow, who is that”.  And it’s because she is really, really pretty.  That was my reaction the first time (followed by a little shock and horror that she was like 7 years younger than I guessed).  Anyway, I don’t have much else to say other than today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Awards season is pretty good for someone like me because we get just a load of red carpet stuff.  I find, beautiful people tend to look good in expensive gowns and with a lot of styling and care in advance.  It’s not really a mystery that if you spend thousands of dollars and countless hours with professionals who are skilled at making you look good you will look good.  But starting now and through all the major premieres of the fall and all the way up until the Oscars we’ll get a fair number of red carpet events that will be certain to attract various stars and grab my attention.  Last night may not have been the absolute starts (because I have no idea, I mean I care because it’s good for me but it isn’t like the start of baseball season or anything where I just know off hand it’s always the Cincinnati Reds), but last night caught my attention with the Creative Arts Emmys.  After going through all the pictures this morning I was tempted to just say, “Yeah, I’ll take all” but that would just be a very long entry and greedy and let’s be honest, I don’t have that kind of attention span or energy.  I mean like 20 different women?  I might die with a smile but more likely I’d be like the fable of the dog who drops his bone in the water trying to get his reflection’s bone.  I’m also going to skip right over the Freudian implications to me coming up with a fable that made me keep saying bone.  So I “settled” on like half the cast of Victorious.  Red dresses are always popular at these sort of things and rightly so, they have a habit of looking pretty good.   I am not sure who looked the best of the three, I am torn though as I am writing this I am leaning towards Liz Gillies but then as I was choosing pictures I was leaning towards Victoria.  If I was able to decide I wouldn’t have chosen all three girls, right?  There isn’t much more to say, I have posted this exact group before because they are all hot and they go together in my mind, which is why today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.

So, now it’s time to get more than greedy, this is flat out gluttonous.  Or not, that’s a different deadly sin than what this blog is about.  Either way, I know I am greedy here.  Frankly, I would likely be overwhelmed and not even know what to do.  I mean, I wouldn’t forget what goes where but sometimes there is sensory overload.  Thing is, I’m brave enough that I’m still willing to try.  Don’t call me a hero, don’t erect monuments to me, I’m just an ordinary person willing to give it my all to experience all three of these girls at once.  That’s right, today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.

If there is one benefit to basically never sleeping it is that you have a lot of free time unencumbered by things like plans, or people, or anything to do.  As a result it means I get to watch a fair amount of stuff I would normally never watch because… 2 AM can be pretty dull.  So I decided to catch a couple episodes of Victorious because if I am going to be posting about Victoria Justice maybe I should give it a shot?  Not for me (I knew this, I have tried like 4 times now.  Why do I keep going back? Insomnia I blame you).  Not surprising.  That said, Victoria Justice might be even hotter now.  She is obviously beautiful but even more so when she starts moving.  The show clearly knows how to dress her, she has something casual about her.  Someone told me just recently that the most common thing they hear about her when she pops up in commercials is “Wow, who is that?"  I get that sentiment completely.  The girl is a look and so today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

This started as a post about Victoria Justice because in all honesty I am a little tipsy and decided to try watching Victorious.  Thing is then I decided half way through that I liked Ariana Grande better.  Then I went back.  Then back again.  Then I got greedy.  I’m being greedy, both are attractive in their own way.  I think Victoria Justice is just stunning and classically beautiful, it’s impossible to see her and not immediately lock your eyes on her.  Thus she was first.  But then Ariana Grande is sexy in her own way and just button cute.  So I couldn’t decide, then I decided I should get both.  Again.  So today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

Sometimes you just want to indulge yourself.  Thus two girls today.  Now, in a real threesome (in case you were wondering) that’s the wrong attitude, everyone needs to feel special and equal and treating one party or two like they are just there for your fun is a good way to make your third feel like a whore.  But this isn’t real.  See, we don’t have three way fantasies because we all want to get down to the nitty gritty of reality, we do it because we want the fantasy, all the attention on us and getting not just what we want but a second helping of what we want.  Now being a nerd, my fantasies along those lines always have to have a connection, it can’t just be two random girls, it has to be two girls who make sense together.  Because I’m a nerd, obviously Captain American and Batman can’t team up, they’re in different universes.  Along the same way I can’t just link up two random starlets, I’d have to figure out how they knew each other!  So my fantasies go like this, and thus today I find myself thinking about two adorable stars of the same show, Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.  I have written about both of them before so I guess this is long enough already and I’ll just say that today I want both.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

Let’s talk about Victoria Justice a bit.  She makes me feel a little creepy. In part because I have quite literally seen nothing she is in except for a couple of commercials or the occasional red carpet interview.  Mix that with the fact that when she officially became barely legal my first reactions was, “Wait, that girl wasn’t already 18?"  and you can see where I am coming from.  I guess there is nothing wrong with finding an 18 year old attractive, I mean it happens, they can’t help how pretty they are but it can feel a little off.  But then you go an create a whole blog about who you want to fuck and worried about creepiness go right out the door.  Good bye shame, hello Victoria Justice, who is, just for the record, very, very pretty.  And so today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

I still remember when Victoria Justice turned 18.  It made me say in shock, “That girl wasn’t 18 already?"  She has a fresh, cute face but a body that is undeniably made for sin.  Or at least to make the rest of us sin.  She is young and beautiful and yet has an air about her that certainly doesn’t make her look like another barely legal celeb.  I have never seen her show but I have seen her smile, and her legs, and everything else, so today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.