Here is Victoria Justice because she is apparently at the Kentucky Derby this year. I assume. She was at the pre Kentucky Derby Gala and Kentucky seems like a strange place to travel for a Gala if you aren’t sticking around for the actual Derby. Maybe she really just wanted to meet some horse people but not deal with horses? That seems very unlikely. I am going to go out on a limb and say she will also be at the actual Derby itself. She looked fantastic last night in a sparkly silver dress but my first thought was, “What crazy stupid hat will she wear tomorrow?” I ask because for some reason a very important part of horse culture is stupid hats. Well, not horse culture. Horse culture seems to mainly be eating grass, running, and kind of smelling. Horse people culture. I don’t know what part of watching horses run requires a big stupid hat but it does. The bigger the better. They often look ridiculous. But Victoria Justice has a habit of looking really good in most of what she wears. To the point that it gets a little dull how good she looks a lot of the time. So I want to see if she can pull off a big stupid hat. We’ll see. Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.