Among the stupidest things I have done to essentially punish myself is insisting on posting models who largely have made their living getting naked and running a blog where I don’t post naked pictures. Obviously I can’t post nudes, this is the Wu-Tang of blogs. Which is a joke that I have probably made before, I find funny but most people probably don’t, and I am not sure where it falls on the obscurity scale because I think the ODB is a huge, huge star but that shit was in 1998. That’s 20 years ago. Anyway, it means that I have to do some deep digging to find pictures of Rosie Jones where she is wearing more than a smile. Now, I like her smile but I like to have some variety. Luckily there is some stuff, including some pictures from a Sun article that declares Rosie Jones is wearing, “Raunchy Lace Up Tops” which my dear friend Katherine and I have had a field day with for months now. First of all because raunchy is a hilarious word. Anyone who uses that to describe anything and is being serious is hilariously old fashioned. Second of all, you can pick out the top, it’s the one with laces. It is hilarious to declare anything with laces to be raunchy. Did you know your shoes are often the raunchiest thing you’re wearing? It’s the best. I encourage you to enjoy this new knowledge of the raunchy nature of many pieces of clothes you have. Anyway, Rosie Jones is very attractive and embodies many things I like in women, that being dedication to laces in tops and being British. Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.