So Google has done a hilarious thing for the past week or so. It tends to give you information based on what it thinks you like and thus it has been trying to sell me Infinity War as a Karen Gillan movie. Like, basically telling me the new Karen Gillan movie Avengers: Infinity War is in theaters now. New Karen Gillan trailer and it links to Infitiny War videos. That kind of thing. It’s hilarious because yes I do like Karen Gillan a lot but I doubt even Karen Gillan’s mom refers to Avengers as, “the new Karen Gillan movie”. It has had me very tempted to try and use that phrase though. To see if I can get my friends into the theater with, “Hey, you guys want to go see the new Karen Gillan movie this weekend?” or that kind of thing. I assume I would just get blank stares though. Anyway, I did see the new Karen Gillan movie and it was basically what I expected in that it was the movie version of the giant crossover issues of my youth. This largely means if you really like the rest of the Karen Gillan movieverse you will really like Infinity War. If you haven’t seen the others or didn’t care for them you will be lost or not at all converted. Cause that’s kind of how these things work, they exist to mash together things and see characters together you have never seen before and have lots of big epic explosions. It did that so I liked it. But I mean, obviously I am so into Karen Gillan that my phone is convinced I think she’s the lead of an Avengers movie so maybe I am biased. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.