Tag: Karen Gillan

If I were clever or a liar or actually I guess both, I would claim this post is because Doctor Who is back and somehow come up with a profound thing women and stories and what Doctor Who has meant to me and maybe some timey wimey bullshit or something and so on. But while I am sometimes clever and everyone fibs, I am remarkably lazy. So I will take the dull, lazy, honest route today. I am posting Karen Gillan cause she was at the Polo thing which seems like it should be annual but I swear to God happens like 12 times a year in LA. She looked pretty good but it was less about what she looked like there and more about the fact that I really like Karen Gillan. She’s kind of great in general so when she shows up somewhere I am eager to post her. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So any time Karen Gillan shows up somewhere I am pretty much going to post her. There are two factors at play here. The first is I really like Karen Gillan. She is both very attractive and very funny and I have just always found her charming. Maybe it’s her innate Scottishness, but there is a way about her that somehow sets her apart (joke about Irn Bru here? I’m not that great at this). The other is that she is also a rare treat. It’s better than it used to be now that she’s part of the Marvel Empire but still, it isn’t like a lot of celebrities where you can expect some huge wave of attention every time she’s in something. I mean, my phone called Thanos and the No Good, Very Bad Day a Karen Gillan movie but the people promoting it didn’t see it that way. So it means I am more likely to pounce. Yet I didn’t this past week. She was at the Ant-Man and Wasp premier and I almost posted her but then didn’t. Because that happens. And yet all week Karen Gillan was in the back of my mind. So I am posting her today. Cause she’s great. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Hey guys, I am posting Karen Gillan today because today is @horror-hotties birthday. Which I guess sounds like an odd connection but actually they have a lot in common in that they are both Scottish. Which I assume is a lot in common and that they probably know each other because all Scottish people know each other right? You guys all hang out at the Loch with your Claymores eating Haggis, drinking Whiskey and playing Bagpipes. Also work kilts in there somehow too so I am super obnoxious. Anyway, my point is I am a Scotland expert. It doesn’t come up a lot because I don’t want to get into some Clan war. When I was a kid in Scotland my grandma let slip her maiden name and that she was part of said Clan. The bus driver kicked us off the bus and said our Clan was his mortal enemies. This was because he was still really angry about some shit that happened in the 1500s. This is all for real. So the thing is, I don’t know if he’s representative of Scottish people as a whole or if he’s just a nut bag driving a bus. I have never found out because I can’t take that chance. I don’t tell anyone about my Scottish ancestry now because it can only go bad. Like, what if I blew my shot with Karen Gillan? I mean, obviously we’d hit it off, I am very charming, we have a lot in common in that I am very attracted to Karen Gillan and adore her work as an actress and she is Karen Gillan. But you know, if Clan Gillan secretly hates my family instead of going home with her number I could end up stabbed in the eye with a butter knife. I really want to avoid this because I would enjoy having her number but also I have an unbroken streak of never being stabbed in the eye with a butter knife that I am really proud of and I’d really like to keep that going. I mean, it could cost me my friendship with @horror-hotties because for all I know I am actually her mortal enemy and had no idea. I am ok never finding out. Because I like her and her blog. If you like horror movies it’s worth checking out. If you like hot girls it’s worth checking out. If you hate both then well… it may not be for you and I am tempted to feud with your Clan over your strange stance but I’ll let it slide. You can still click over and look though, it only takes a second. Everyone wish her happy birthday for me though cause she’s cool as fuck. Be nice though cause boy, she will not hesitate to call you out. One of my favorite things was her tearing into guys who decided to well actually her at the start of her tumblr career. Anyway, she is great, Karen Gillan is great. I guess Scottish people are great unless they’re bus drivers but to be safe just mutter something about Robert the Bruce being great and try to duck the rest of the conversation. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So Google has done a hilarious thing for the past week or so. It tends to give you information based on what it thinks you like and thus it has been trying to sell me Infinity War as a Karen Gillan movie. Like, basically telling me the new Karen Gillan movie Avengers: Infinity War is in theaters now. New Karen Gillan trailer and it links to Infitiny War videos. That kind of thing. It’s hilarious because yes I do like Karen Gillan a lot but I doubt even Karen Gillan’s mom refers to Avengers as, “the new Karen Gillan movie”. It has had me very tempted to try and use that phrase though. To see if I can get my friends into the theater with, “Hey, you guys want to go see the new Karen Gillan movie this weekend?” or that kind of thing. I assume I would just get blank stares though. Anyway, I did see the new Karen Gillan movie and it was basically what I expected in that it was the movie version of the giant crossover issues of my youth. This largely means if you really like the rest of the Karen Gillan movieverse you will really like Infinity War. If you haven’t seen the others or didn’t care for them you will be lost or not at all converted. Cause that’s kind of how these things work, they exist to mash together things and see characters together you have never seen before and have lots of big epic explosions. It did that so I liked it. But I mean, obviously I am so into Karen Gillan that my phone is convinced I think she’s the lead of an Avengers movie so maybe I am biased. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Hey guys, here is Karen Gillan cause she is at the Glasgow Film Festival and i really liked the dress she wore to a premier. I haven’t seen reactions but I am willing to bet they will be mixed because it is different. But I dig it. It kind of reminds me of the saris that people used to wear at a lot of the weddings I used to attend as a kid. I am not sure why it makes me think of them because it really isn’t close to them but it does. And just reminding you of something from childhood doesn’t make a dress good but there is comfort in the familiar. Or nostalgia is just a hell of a drug. Or she’s a beautiful redhead former model so when she wears a dress it gets bonus points. It could be countless things, the universe is a realm of endless possibilities and there is no reason to limit ourselves to just one answer. I like it is all. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

The BAFTAs were this weekend and Karen Gillan looked good in all the BAFTA and BAFTA related things I saw her attend. I also think Karen Gillan is great. She is beautiful and funny and charming and silly and I tend to like her in basically everything I see her in. So I am posting Karen Gillan because I like her a lot and hey she looked good. I know such a simple formula makes for boring posts but what am I supposed to do? It’s not my fault she’s amazing. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So it’s a snow day here and that means time to go walk and see a movie. I saw Jumanji because I have kind of wanted to despite the cultural dread that a 20 year later squeal to a not very good movie based on a kids book with unsettling art would be pretty bad. I wanted to go though because I happen to think The Rock is pretty great all the time and I think Kevin Hart and Jack Black can be very funny, and I love Karen Gillan. It’s just a lot of those people have track records for being in some not so great stuff. Well, except for Karen Gillan who is largely in very good stuff though it’s often never watched by anyone. Anyway, the reviews were good though and I took the plunge and this movie was really a lot of fun. Stupid, silly fun. Which is what it set out to be I think. I don’t think it will be anyone’s favorite movie of the year but it was exactly what it wanted to be, a movie that revolves around some very talented comedic actors getting to act very silly and tell the obvious jokes that still are hilarious. Karen was great, too. Watching her try to flirt as someone who has no idea how to be sexy was great. She was great. And you know, she was hot. You’ve seen the pictures. It was surprisingly good and you know, I don’t need much of a reason to post Karen Gillan because I adore her. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Here is Karen Gillan and I’d like to make up a reason this is about Christmas but I have nothing.  She just has been showing up in pictures because of Jumanji and so it means I am posting her.  I really like her a lot guys.  She’s very pretty, she has great comedic timing, she is a charmer all around.  There isn’t much more than that, I hope you have a good Wednesday.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So there is a Jumanji movie coming out and I am making no judgements about the decision to make this movie or anything but I am going to go out on a limb and say it probably won’t be the biggest grossing movie of December. Just… a feeling I have this feeling, telling me something might be bigger.  And I trust my feelings, they have generally served me well.  But Jumanji is going to happen and I thought Karen Gillan looked pretty good last week at a London screening but wow last night she wore this gold dress that if I didn’t know better i would say was just for me.  It seems unlikely given I don’t think Karen Gillan knows I exist and if I did I am going to say there is at least a 40% chance that she wouldn’t choose what she wore for my benefit.  At least 40%. But man I like that gold gown. It just looks lovely. Maybe I wish it was shaped a little bit more across the middle but now I am just looking for negatives. She looked great and you know what, I have no idea if Jumanji will be any good.  It might be terrible. But I bet she’ll still be pretty charming in it because frankly she’s always a lot of fun in comedic roles. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

It’s been such a busy weekend for celebrities showing up at stuff and looking great that it makes me glad I don’t run my blog like @femalecelebrityoftheday does.  I know he often after big events will queue up a bunch of people in the hopes of posting them all eventually and man, that just seems terrible.  I would have like 20 people waiting and I honestly would still be posting stuff from the Oscars or something at this point.  Much better to live in the moment, go where the wind takes you (of course, @femalecelebrityoftheday isn’t really a “live in the moment” kind of guy, more a “fret in perpetuity” kind of guy instead.  At least it means he’s found his people because every other post on tumblr is about anxiety).  So you know, Karen Gillan almost didn’t make the cut despite almost posting her the past two days.  And it was tough, people continue to exist and look good in things and I don’t really want to be stuck in the past any more than I want to dread the future, there’s plenty going on now.  But you know what, Karen Gillan looked good and I just really like her.  There is just something about her.  By something I guess I mean her hair and her face and the fact that she is funny and charming and I loved her on Doctor Who.  You know, something.  So here she is and I encourage her to go to Fashion Week more often because we need more Karen Gillan.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.