Hey guys, I am posting Karen Gillan today because today is @horror-hotties birthday. Which I guess sounds like an odd connection but actually they have a lot in common in that they are both Scottish. Which I assume is a lot in common and that they probably know each other because all Scottish people know each other right? You guys all hang out at the Loch with your Claymores eating Haggis, drinking Whiskey and playing Bagpipes. Also work kilts in there somehow too so I am super obnoxious. Anyway, my point is I am a Scotland expert. It doesn’t come up a lot because I don’t want to get into some Clan war. When I was a kid in Scotland my grandma let slip her maiden name and that she was part of said Clan. The bus driver kicked us off the bus and said our Clan was his mortal enemies. This was because he was still really angry about some shit that happened in the 1500s. This is all for real. So the thing is, I don’t know if he’s representative of Scottish people as a whole or if he’s just a nut bag driving a bus. I have never found out because I can’t take that chance. I don’t tell anyone about my Scottish ancestry now because it can only go bad. Like, what if I blew my shot with Karen Gillan? I mean, obviously we’d hit it off, I am very charming, we have a lot in common in that I am very attracted to Karen Gillan and adore her work as an actress and she is Karen Gillan. But you know, if Clan Gillan secretly hates my family instead of going home with her number I could end up stabbed in the eye with a butter knife. I really want to avoid this because I would enjoy having her number but also I have an unbroken streak of never being stabbed in the eye with a butter knife that I am really proud of and I’d really like to keep that going. I mean, it could cost me my friendship with @horror-hotties because for all I know I am actually her mortal enemy and had no idea. I am ok never finding out. Because I like her and her blog. If you like horror movies it’s worth checking out. If you like hot girls it’s worth checking out. If you hate both then well… it may not be for you and I am tempted to feud with your Clan over your strange stance but I’ll let it slide. You can still click over and look though, it only takes a second. Everyone wish her happy birthday for me though cause she’s cool as fuck. Be nice though cause boy, she will not hesitate to call you out. One of my favorite things was her tearing into guys who decided to well actually her at the start of her tumblr career. Anyway, she is great, Karen Gillan is great. I guess Scottish people are great unless they’re bus drivers but to be safe just mutter something about Robert the Bruce being great and try to duck the rest of the conversation. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.