Here is Priyanka Chopra on account of her being at the Royal Wedding yesterday. I don’t really have thoughts on things such as Royal Weddings because they have essentially no impact on my life. I am an American and as such we have three whole parts of our constitution showing our disdain for nobility so it has never meant much to me. And it’s not my taxes so it doesn’t upset me either. So I will leave the pros and cons to the people who actually care and are impacted by it. It’s ok to not have opinions on things that you either no little about or have no strong feelings about. What I do have strong feelings about are the things Priyanka wore. I quite like the lavender outfit she wore. It’s on the silly side I guess but that’s ok, it was literally a wedding with Princes and Queens so going with an actual dragon wouldn’t be too much, how can an interesting cut on a top be too much? But the dress she wore to the reception? Man, that’s killer. I love that dress. So I guess she wins the wedding? Good for her. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.