Tag: Karen Gillan

So Karen Gillan has sorta been on my mind all week.  Sort of.  I don’t know why really, I have no specific thing to point to other than I have found myself thinking about her off and on.  To the point where I went looking for a specific picture and couldn’t’ find it so I had to google it and now that’s the first picture in this post.  Why?  I have no clue, it just popped into my head. She is great though, so I am not complaining.  Maybe she did something awesome in the earlier week that I don’t remember but it’s rattling around in my subconscious.  Maybe in general I just think she is charming and attractive and my brain decided to point that out.  Either way, today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So Karen Gillan was in a magazine called Glass Magazine and I for one think this is a fantastic idea.  I don’t mean a magazine about glass, or well, it might be about something else but the title only gives me so many clues, but rather putting Karen Gillan in your magazine.  Sometimes I wonder why celebrities so often show up in photoshoots for magazines I have never heard of because I wonder how these magazines stay afloat.  Print is dead and I hear all the major publications are struggling, so how does Glass Magazine pay the bills?  I don’t know, is it a Scottish thing?  I know I have at least one follower who lives in Scotland.  Tell me about Scottish Glass culture.  Make it up if you have to, just make it believable.  Luckily that won’t be hard because all Americans know about Scotland is Braveheart and the Loch Ness Monster or if we’re really well educated we know Haggis is a thing.  Most people don’t know what it is but they know they think it’s gross.  What I am saying is there is a lot of room for you to make up a story about Karen Gillan and glass blowing and the fabled Alban Glass Mines of Donald II.  Trust me, I won’t actually look it up to see if it’s true.  I mean, I am inclined to look fondly on whatever you tell me about the place because I know Karen Gillan is Scottish so I just assume the place has a lot of great things going on if you could afford to let her go.  It must be some sort of paradise.  Anyway, she looked great, she is great, more strange magazines with her in it please!  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I guess the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie is right around the corner but I hope it never gets here.  Not because of any ill will towards the movie, I bet it’s going to be great and I really want to see it.  It’s just that I have seen more Karen Gillan in the past week than in the previous year.  So if we could maybe push back the wide release for like… 8 months or so that would be great.  Then we could just get Karen Gillan going from city to city for special premiers.  It would be great, when was the last time Peoria got a red carpet?  Probably never!  Give Peoria their moment in the sun guys.  That’s right, this isn’t selfishly motivated, this is just me worried about the people in cities that I actually am not entirely sure what state they are in without looking it up.  Does it play in Peoria?  Well, it should.  And I should get pictures of Karen Gillan there. That’s all I am saying.  I mean, come on, Marvel, my idea isn’t any dumber than shit your VP of sales has said.  Well, fingers crossed, for now here is Karen Gillan who I will savor while I can.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So there was a premier for the new Guardians of the Galaxy last night and that’s a nice surprise!  It kind of snuck up on me, I didn’t realize it was out so soon.  I haven’t even had time to get excited about it.  I would say I am not excited at all really but that sounds wrong.  I know it will be great, I think my mind has been so preoccupied by other things that I just haven’t had time to get excited.  I am pretty sure the two week of press assaults about this will change all that around though and by May 5th I’ll be desperate to see the movie.  Oh marketing, you own us all deep down.  Anyway, I am posting Karen Gillan cause I almost always do when she shows up somewhere.  I love her. She is just a bundle of charm and talent and beauty and I think it’s a crime the world doesn’t get more of her.  In some form.  I mean, I am not really particular as to what form (I have to say, Selfie was probably the best we were going to get and the show was a riot but the world didn’t watch it. Maybe we don’t deserve her).  As proof of how much I want more of her I will point out I posted her after she wore that yellow thing last night which is pretty unexciting.  I mean, I like her shoes, those are pretty sharp but the rest is so what.  But it doesn’t matter cause she showed up and that’s basically enough for me.  She is just great and so today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

It’s been more than a year since I posted Karen Gillan which is both shocking and not at all surprising.  Shocking because she is gorgeous and I love her but not at all surprising because she is vastly underemployed these days.  So here is Karen Gillan because the world always, always needs more Karen Gillan.  We are just better for more Karen Gillan.  Last night I was thinking about what a crime it is that she isn’t in more things.  That she isn’t like a megawatt sitcom star or something.  Selfie was good but ignored and maybe that was her chance?  Hollywood is weird and can take some things as evidence of things that don’t exist, like, “Americans won’t watch a sitcom with a redhead Scottish woman”.  My point though is that we are missing out because I think she is a gifted comedic actress.  So I had no particular reason for posting her besides the fact that I miss Karen Gillan.  And she is amazing.  So today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Here is Karen Gillan for no reason other than some pictures of her showed up over the weekend and cons and stuff.  She is adorable and sex and gorgeous.  She also looked good at the Cinderella premier.  Not a lot more to say than that because first I didn’t sleep well and second I have posted her plenty before and can’t think of anything new to say.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

A bit of cold comfort was I saw Selfie listed on some publications most upsetting cancellations of 2014, which doesn’t bring it back or anything but does give me the smug self satisfaction of being right, and thus people who didn’t watch it are wrong.  So I have that going for me at least.  I watched the final two episodes this morning and it is a shame it is gone because the show was entertaining.  Karen Gillan was the biggest part of that because she is so damn compelling on screen.  I will miss her.  Here is hoping there is something else major for her soon.  I guess that’s all I really have to say other than today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I am definitely sad about Selfie.  Sad about lots of things about it.  I don’t even get to watch it when it first comes out now, stupid Hulu, it takes me until like Thursday to watch.  It’s the worst.  I am sad it’s going to be gone and I am sad that I won’t have weekly Karen Gillan.  Not just because she’s pretty.  I mean I’ll miss her prettiness but because she is so damn charming.  So I posted pictures of her and realized at the end i was posting sad pictures of her.  I guess that happens.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I am pretty seriously bummed about the demise of Selfie.  I was really enjoying it and I thought it did a fantastic job of showcasing the comedic talent of Karen Gillan.  Not like this was unknown before but network comedy is still a bigger stage than anything else she’s done.  And we all have that urge, the whole thing where we like a celebrity so we really want them to do well (until we don’t and we get jealous because we saw them first and all these posers like them now.  I don’t know why people do that).  Sadly, the writing was on the wall from the word go and it was made official last week.  It made watching it this week a little sad but… I will somehow go on, shows die, it’s the circle of life.  I will miss it though.  And I will miss Karen, who looked pretty fantastic in it.  And god she was funny.  Well, here’s to the next thing for her, I hope it’s awesome.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Guys, Karen Gillan is ridiculously hot on Selfie.  It just needs to be said at the top of things.  I almost feel like I should feel bad or something for thinking that but she is.  And the show seems to be getting better too, I found it much funnier in the past couple of weeks than during the pilot.  She of course has been charming and charismatic since go but the material wasn’t all there.  She is so good in it though.  Because of course she is.  And she was always gorgeous, I am so thankful she is on American TV now so there are just so many more pictures of her.  Thank you Hollywood for being ubiquitous and trying to take over the world.  It’s really working out well for me.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.