Tag: Karen Gillan

So yesterday was a pretty big Karen Gillan day.  Not only was I ready to watch Selfie then in the middle of the afternoon word starts coming out that she’s in the new TV on the Radio video.  This was like 12 kinds of exciting because great band, great talent (I mean, Paul Ruebens, too, guys, this is great).  Anyway, I kind of knew that no matter what today I’d be posting Karen Gillan because.. look, most days she isn’t on anything.  Two things it’s like Christmas.  Because she is awesome.  Selfie was um… ok.  It has some problems.  It might get better.  Whatever, I am glad for some Karen Gillan and she certainly was not the problem.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So I guess Scotland voted to stick around?  That’s cool.  I am not someone with much of a strong opinion there but it seems worth noting given I am posting Karen Gillan.  She’s from Scotland.  That’s the connection.  Why am I explaining?  You guys got it, right?  You’re smart. I mean, at the very least you can read.  Anyway, I keep waiting and waiting and waiting for her new show to start.  I have no clue if it will be good but I do adore her so I am looking forward to it.  I happen to know she is hilarious and beautiful and so at worst she should be pleasant to watch.  And maybe we’ll see a ton of her all of a sudden as a result.  The world will be a better place if Karen Gillan pictures show up more frequently.  Anyway, as a result here are a bunch of pictures of her from her new show in hopes or anticipation.  I don’t know, I didn’t really have a theme so much as I just think she’s pretty and I was like fuck it, let’s grab these.  This is my process.  Basically I am an artist.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy yesterday and I kind of knew I’d post Karen Gillan.  Not because she was particularly sexy in the movie but because I enjoyed the movie greatly.  She acquitted herself quite well and I find I am a big fan of badass Karen Gillan.  Overall the movie was just a joy and honestly I am just happy for an excuse to talk about it.  It was fun, it was funny, it was exciting.  I give it my stamp of approval.  On top of that it doesn’t really take a lot to make me want to post Karen Gillan because she is pretty great.  She did quite well as Nebula I thought.  I doubt she’s anyone’s breakout character after watching it because she isn’t a sarcastic talking Raccoon or a legendary outlaw but she was definitely the most interesting of the villains.  And she is pretty gorgeous, even bald and blue.  I am excited for a world where Karen Gillan’s star is on the rise and today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

On the scale of things I like long hair usually far outweighs short hair.  It’s just how it works for me.  I find myself much more drawn to long hair.  Men or women it’s just nice looking.  And that’s not a judgement, it’s just how my brain works.  I fully get why anyone would want shorter hair, too, because long hair is a pain in the ass.  I just also know when celebrities cut their hair short I usually find myself looking at pictures of them and feeling like something doesn’t look right.  So it’s a pretty big statement about just how amazing Karen Gillan has looked recently that I am having trouble picturing her in my mind with long hair.  Obviously I can look it up but if I try to imagine her she starts showing up with her hair short.  Which looks amazing by the way.  A+ to her stylist for making ti looks so damn full and luxurious.  She has just looked beautiful and so she’s showing up here for the second time this week because wow.  Life is pretty good right now, isn’t it?  Cause usually new pictures of her are pretty hard to come by but I have the feeling Guardians of the Galaxy is going to get us a nice steady stream of them for a week still and then this fall she has a TV show.  It’s like Kazza everywhere!  And it is fantastic.  I am happy about it because the more we all get to see of her the better off we all are.  Not just because she’s pretty but because she is so hilariously charming as well. And that accent.  And that face.  And… I really like her.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Karen Gillan has just looked amazing recently.  I say this like it’s somehow a surprise or something but the truth is when she first cut her hair off… I wasn’t the biggest fan of it.  Sometimes she still looked pretty good but you know, shaved is a tough look for anyone to pull off.  Do I prefer longer hair?  Yeah, a lot of the time I do.  But her hair has grown out more and both at the TCAs and now the Guardians of the Galaxy premiere she has looked fantastic.  I still might like the long hair a little better but what she is doing with it now looks pretty great.  And hey, best of both worlds, she has nice wigs for Selfie so we have that.  Anyway, I don’t know how anyone could be familiar with her work and not crush on her because she is just so funny and charming.  I seriously don’t.  I am sure there are people who dislike her but in my years on this Earth I have just come to accept there are people who like being wrong about things.  She is great and I am excited to see Guardians of the Galaxy and man I hope Selfie ends up being good.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Guy it has been no joke a year since I posted Karen Gillan last.  Actually, correction, it has been since December 2, 2012, so it has been a year and  a half since I posted Karen Gillan.  This is a crime because I love Karen Gillan.  The issue is, despite loving her and my belief that soon she will be just a mega star, new pictures of her show up very infrequently.  And she isn’t on a show I watch anymore so she never shows up on my TV and so… maybe Guardians of the Galaxy will make her a mega star but since I hear she’s only in a few minutes of it I am not entirely sure that will happen.  I can hope though!  Anyway, I finally got around to seeing Oculus.  I say finally because as a person who enjoys horror people seem to think it is my job to see all horror.  It is not my job but admittedly I do seem to see it all eventually.  I just didn’t see it in theaters (and didn’t hear great things) so I waited until now.  It was ok.  It had a lot of good ideas.  Karen gave it her all.  It just… it unfortunately had it’s problems.  But she was pretty and more than anything it was a reminder that she is just amazing.  Gorgeous and charismatic and seriously can we work on making her a bigger star?  For my sake?  That would be great, get on that.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I chose Karen Gillan today because Doctor Who is maybe the most hopeful show about the nature of humanity I have ever seen and I have a follower with a Doctor Who themed name that is pretty great and just started following me.  As I was checking out her blog she started posting some pretty depressing things with clear insinuations that she is considering suicide.  The world is a terrible and cruel place sometimes, it is absolutely horrible the way fate can treat us and even worse the ways we can treat each other.  I know as well as anyone that sometimes the night can get so dark that it looks like it will never be light again and worst of all you feel lost and completely alone.  Unloved, uncared for, drowning and struggling for breath.  Worst of all everyone around you seems fine, you think there truly must be something wrong with you.  You feel like know one knows how you feel and you will never feel better.  Truth is no one knows exactly what it feels like to be you and no one can offer you a magic cure but if you feel this way you are never, ever alone.  Someone cares.  I promise you someone cares.  Even if you think no one possibly could there are even strangers that care.  You are a human being, the very fact that you, the person you are exists is a miracle, there is no reason the exact combination of DNA and cells and quirks and traits you have should be here, it was a chance so infinitesimal I can’t even express it here because it would take too much space.  You are the fruition of 50,000 years of human history, you matter.  I cannot offer magic words and I cannot claim to be an expert, those people exist and those people will help you too but I promise you if you tell me your name and tell me you are having a hard time I will personally care.  Anyone out there can send me an ask, anyone can send me fan mail.  You can even tag me in a post if you need someone to talk to, I will gladly listen.  I promise you I am not along, not even close to it.  People will listen and they will care because you matter.  I don’t know what happened to my follower, it’s very early in the morning and I hope she just went to bed, she stopped responding to me.  I know how horrible things can feel sometime I wish no one had to go through it but if you just need someone to talk to I will be here.  There are numbers you can call 1-800-273-TALK will take care of you in America.  There are so many places, please don’t let hopelessness overwhelm you.  We don’t even have to talk about your problems, we can just talk about… how even during a post like this I will out of my ridiculously nerdy sense of obligation end it by saying Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan. 

So I just watched the latest Doctor Who and it broke my heart.  Again.  Cause that’s what this show does apparently.  I believe I have already discussed what a wonderful tool for teaching children that everyone goes away in the end the show is.  Well, that’s not fair but for a show that at it’s core is about hope and striving to be better it sure does love it’s painful goodbyes.  This entry is really a love letter to the character of Amy Pond and the work Karen Gillan did as her.  I am sure I will see Karen in other things and I am sure I will find her attractive but I cannot imagine falling in love with her performance in this way again.  I will miss Amy, I will miss my weekly dose of Karen.  Goodbyes are hard and sad but they can be beautiful if you use them to remember just why you care in the first place.  I think I’ll take that approach and remember just how charming and engaging and beautiful Karen Gillan can be on the screen.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So obviously I haven’t seen the new episode of Doctor Who yet because it doesn’t air for hours yet.  And it airs on the other side of the Ocean then and while I am an ok swimmer I’m not that strong of a swimmer.  I say obviously like everyone reading this is just hugely up on Doctor Who.  You are aren’t you?  Oh man, you aren’t?  You’re so missing out!  Anyway, I haven’t seen it yet but it definitely influenced this pick because in preparation I have been spending lots of times on the internet looking at various previews and things.  Lots of fun videos of the cast doing fun things (like bowling against various people from the Nerdist’s empire of podcasts).  Karen Gillan is just stunningly gorgeous but what stands out to me is the energy and life she has when I see her on screen, from her actual role as Amy Pond to bowling in San Diego.  Why this is notable is that it never occurred to me that other people might not see it if they aren’t a fan.  A friend of mine mentioned she has an issue that she never smiles.  I was taken aback because… well she’s so cheery and smiley as Amy Pond.  She is always laughing and smiling when I see her doing anything, like riding around in a rickshaw with Matt Smith.  That is just a huge part of the attraction, she is this magic combination of fun and bubbly and smart and flirty all mixed into one.  Then I started digging through pictures and I saw it, she really doesn’t seem to be smiling in most of them.  It’s very odd! If you are someone who only knows her from photos I am here to tell you… you’ve let yourself down by not seeing more.  Some people have a certain energy and charisma that static images can’t convey, Karen appears to be one of them (though in truthfulness when she was announced as the new companion years ago I just saw pictures and I didn’t need any convincing she was hot).  So I am here to encourage you to give Doctor Who a chance, to give Karen Gillan a chance, and to… I don’t really have a third thing.  I thought I did but I guess I forgot.  Well, what I know and won’t forget is that today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

When they first announced Karen Gillan as the new companion on Doctor Who I nodded a little and thought she was pretty.  Certainly she looked good when photos started leaking of her dressed as a police officer.  But what really made her stand out to me was her work on the show.  She is just so damn charming.  I really don’t get the hate that has been leveled at her by some (ok, I get some of it, some people are very frightened by the reaction she causes in their penis and thus they claim she’s a slut?  Very mature gentlemen of the internet) but other than people who are frightened by their own urges I don’t understand.  She is beautiful, she is funny, and just everything she does is charming, she has an infectious sense of energy on the screen.  She’s pretty great and I am looking forward to the ever approaching return of Doctor Who, thus today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.