I guess the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie is right around the corner but I hope it never gets here.  Not because of any ill will towards the movie, I bet it’s going to be great and I really want to see it.  It’s just that I have seen more Karen Gillan in the past week than in the previous year.  So if we could maybe push back the wide release for like… 8 months or so that would be great.  Then we could just get Karen Gillan going from city to city for special premiers.  It would be great, when was the last time Peoria got a red carpet?  Probably never!  Give Peoria their moment in the sun guys.  That’s right, this isn’t selfishly motivated, this is just me worried about the people in cities that I actually am not entirely sure what state they are in without looking it up.  Does it play in Peoria?  Well, it should.  And I should get pictures of Karen Gillan there. That’s all I am saying.  I mean, come on, Marvel, my idea isn’t any dumber than shit your VP of sales has said.  Well, fingers crossed, for now here is Karen Gillan who I will savor while I can.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.