I am pretty sure Victoria Justice might be an ageless, immortal vampire.  I say this because Victoria Justice looks basically the exact same as she did when I first posted her about four and a half years ago.  And at that point she was 18 and that was kind of a surprise because she looked 21 and had looked 21 for years at that point.  Now, I might partially be influenced by the fact that she and Nina Dobrev can look a whole lot alike and Nina Dobrev played an ageless Vampire but that seems more like a hiding in plain sight thing.  Maybe the whole Vampire Diaries thing was based on Victoria Justice.  I mean… I have never seen her in direct sunlight and I have never seen her cast a reflection.  Oh sure, I have seen pictures of her outside during the day but I mean… photoshop guys.  So I am developing this theory.  Plus she’s almost disconcertingly pretty.  Like, I have mentioned before she is almost so beautiful it’s boring.  Which shows how spoiled the modern world has us.  She is so pretty and so consistently so that it gets dull.  We need flaws for beauty to shine.  But maybe it’s not that, maybe it’s our brain warning us.  Or me.  I can’t say anyone else has this reaction other than the few people who have agreed with me.  Maybe our brain is going, someone shouldn’t look exactly as pretty at every even with no variation.  Maybe our brains are warning us she is a Vampire.  I mean… look, I’m willing to listen to your arguments why I am wrong but I should warn everyone in advance I am mainly willing to listen to arguments about her lack of Nosfertuism so I can identity if Vampire thralls and I know who will be on our side when it’s time to stake some blood suckers.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.