I don’t watch Scream Queens anymore.  It was less a concious decision than this season started and I was relieved I missed it.  Basically I was only watching because it is generally expected that I watch horror related things and family members were watching it and asking me if I was watching and it was like… well, it was like one big long October where people are suddenly excited I love horror instead of thinking I’m a creepy weirdo.  Or maybe they still think I’m a creepy weirdo, they’re just glad for the horror knowledge.  Either way, I didn’t really enjoy it last year. It had it’s moments but… well, you know.  This is sadly the second time this has happened to me with a Lea Michele show and it’s probably not a coincidence the creative team is the same because they’re the problem. Not her.  I wish someone would cast her in something I wanted to watch because she has done a lot of magazine shoots recently and every time it’s a good reminder that I really think Lea Michele is pretty.  She just has a something to her I find very attractive.  So if someone wants to make a good show where also she gets to sing because I like her voice a lot, I’d appreciate that.  Maybe have like… I dunno, her run a singing detective agency with a neo noir aesthetic and I’d be happy.  I mean, I think I’d be the only one to watch it but I’d appreciate it.  I’d owe you one for sure.  Anyway, here she is because she was in Shape and today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

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