Tag: Lea Michele

This weekend will no doubt be filled with pre-Oscars stuff as everyone tries to attach their name and brand and whatever to one of Hollywood’s biggest events. Also the Independent Spirit Awards are always the day before. And the Razzies are this weekend too I guess. My point is there is going to be a lot of stuff going on and it started last night. Lea Michele was at a Women in Film event and I just thought she looked really nice. Like, a blue top and white pants might not be the most exciting outfit that has caught my eye, I can’t imagine the rest of the internet is rushing to talk about it but it just really looked nice. I liked it. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Here is Lea Michele because I find Lea Michele attractive.  Hmmm, well, that’s simple.  Why haven’t I been doing this from the start? I’ve wasted all this time with words.  But really that about sums it up, she is one of those people I can’t quite explain it, I just know I find her more attractive than most people do.  I don’t have a reason but I am not dumb, I know my attraction to her seems to out strip most people’s.  We all have people like that, they just tweak something in us specifically.  She has been doing photoshoots for… I dunno, album promo or who knows what.  Her instagram is a gift typically with her bed series.  She just looks good.  I like it.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

So this post is coming pretty late in the day, I hope I didn’t worry anyone (I joke.  No one noticed.  Ok, one person noticed.  @femalecelebrityoftheday did probably but that’s it). Sorry, I have come down with a cold or something and on top of that I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t get back to sleep until it was actually time to go to work so I have been uh… on low ebb we’ll say all day.  And miserable.  Honestly, this blog is hard to do when I am sick, not because it’s so much work but because my brain isn’t really sitting around going, “Hey, who is like, really hot?  Let’s think about hot girls”.  Instead, because I am a big baby, it is going, “Oh god, this is the worst anyone has ever felt.  You’re probably dying.  Sure it seems like a cold but were you this tired last time?  If you were I’m not going to let you remember because I’m your brain, I am instead going to convince you your symptoms are vague yet severe and that you are secretly dying”.  Now, in most social circles I keep that to myself and I say, “it’s just a cold”.  In part because I don’t want anyone to know what a baby I am but really more so at my funeral people will talk about how brave I was, how I didn’t let on because I didn’t want people to worry that I was dying of the plague.  So this makes choosing a celebrity a bit of a chore but luckily here is Lea Michele to the rescue who has been posting pictures on social media for a couple of weeks now that lead me to believe she has hired a full time photographer to take pictures of her just for social media.  They are way too nice to be anything but planned.  All of these pics are things she has posted. They have reminded me that yes, I am attracted to Lea Michele.  So here she is, making my job easy today.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

I don’t watch Scream Queens anymore.  It was less a concious decision than this season started and I was relieved I missed it.  Basically I was only watching because it is generally expected that I watch horror related things and family members were watching it and asking me if I was watching and it was like… well, it was like one big long October where people are suddenly excited I love horror instead of thinking I’m a creepy weirdo.  Or maybe they still think I’m a creepy weirdo, they’re just glad for the horror knowledge.  Either way, I didn’t really enjoy it last year. It had it’s moments but… well, you know.  This is sadly the second time this has happened to me with a Lea Michele show and it’s probably not a coincidence the creative team is the same because they’re the problem. Not her.  I wish someone would cast her in something I wanted to watch because she has done a lot of magazine shoots recently and every time it’s a good reminder that I really think Lea Michele is pretty.  She just has a something to her I find very attractive.  So if someone wants to make a good show where also she gets to sing because I like her voice a lot, I’d appreciate that.  Maybe have like… I dunno, her run a singing detective agency with a neo noir aesthetic and I’d be happy.  I mean, I think I’d be the only one to watch it but I’d appreciate it.  I’d owe you one for sure.  Anyway, here she is because she was in Shape and today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Lea Michele is here today cause I saw pictures of her at the iHeartRadio Festival and was like, wow, she looks great.  It’s that simple.  I have nothing more to say other than I am very attracted to her and I find her very attractive in these pictures.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

So I figured today I would end up posting someone who was at the Teen Choice Awards and technically I am but this post really has nothing to do with those. The Teens did not choose this post.  Lea Michele was there and looked fine but this is a result of a shoot she did for Women’s Health.  She is looking very healthy.  You can tell because there is nothing you can’t see basically and I see no ill health.  I looked closely because I am passionate about health (insert joke about free breast exams).  Anyway, she is here because I am attracted to her. That’s really why everyone is here I suppose.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

The flood of Comic Con stuff continues to come in and I am always surprised by some of the people I see there.  Just because… well, I know how big of a deal ti is now.  For more than 10 years there have been think pieces about how Comic Con is a big Hollywood event and it’s not really about comics anymore and it seems like just yesterday that there was all the teeth gnashing about Twilight taking over the Con and ruining it for comics fans.  So like, I know there will be celebrities but then it always seems odd when it isn’t someone for a super nerdy thing.  Like Game of Thrones cast is there?  Of course they are, there are dragons in that show.  It doesn’t matter how mainstream it is it’s about knights and dragons and wizards and shit, that’s prime comic con stuff.  Middling FOX TV shows that are kind of based on horror movies but really are just a mess?  It seems less so.  And Lea Michele especially seems and odd fit just because… well, she does.  So as common as this kind of thing is now it still seems odd to get pictures of Lea Michele in a plunging neckline next to an article about Thor Ragnarok and the new Sonic the Hedgehog comic.  I am not complaining.  It turns out I am a fan of Lea Michele in plunging necklines.  Which I also already kind of knew.  I guess I just needed a reminder.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

There were lots of people I might have posted today and kinda thought I would as I was going through things but the dark horse to emerge is Lea Michele.  Dark Horse because she hasn’t really shown up here that much since I started the blog and I have mentioned before that while I was once intensely attracted to her that kind of faded.  It’s the nature of celebrity crushes, it’s not based on anything real so it is easy to get bored and move on.  She did some shoot for Marie Claire though and wow, she just looked fantastic in it.  Like really good.  So the result is here we are, I am posting her even thought some people (*cough* @thunderstormofoblivion) may have been trying to influence me in other directions.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

The whole TCA thing is going on this week.  Or was.  Whatever.  It’s not really a big enough deal fro anyone to care about, it’s basically just a chance to see a bunch of celebrities dress up and attend press conferences.  I am always a little surprised that there is an association of Television Critics because I don’t remember there being a lot of TV Criticism as a kid.  Sure there was a local movie guy, he was kind, the paper reviewed a fair number of movies each week.  I don’t remember there being TV criticism.  That’s not really important though, what is important is I think Lea Michele has looked really good at all the Fox stuff.  Which is nice, I like her, though I haven’t really though about her or anything much in years.  It’s strange how that can happen.  I don’t find her unattractive.  Sometimes I find her very attractive.  But there was this brief period where she might have been my most desired celebrity.  If you’ve followed me for a while you know how this goes, a girl will show up a lot for 6 months, a year, then fall away.  It happens.  But I think afterwards there is almost an embarrassment to it.  I don’t know if it happens to anyone else but for me it’s almost like, “Oh man, how was I so into her and now I’m not?  I was wrong”.  But of course we aren’t wrong because it isn’t a matter of right and wrong.  We change, we grow, and honestly we don’t have a real relationship with celebrities, we have a relationship with the art they make and that can change a lot over time. But none of that really is important today, she;s here because I think she looked really good.  So today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

What the hell have you done tumblr?  I seriously logged out for 1 minute and I come back and everything is different.  Ridiculoud.  Anyway… here is Lea Michele because there was apparently a Gala last night, for amfAR more specifically.  Lots of people were there but I thought she looked great.  Admittedly I have kind of a weakness for shiny dresses.  I am not entirely sure why.  Feel free to come up with any sort of theories as to why I am distracted by bright shiny objects.  Anyway, Lea so rarely shows up here and really it’s my fault for not starting this blog in like 2009.  Or whenever Glee was good.  Anyway, she’s here today, I thought she looked very good so today I want to fuck Lea Michele.