So this post is coming pretty late in the day, I hope I didn’t worry anyone (I joke.  No one noticed.  Ok, one person noticed.  @femalecelebrityoftheday did probably but that’s it). Sorry, I have come down with a cold or something and on top of that I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t get back to sleep until it was actually time to go to work so I have been uh… on low ebb we’ll say all day.  And miserable.  Honestly, this blog is hard to do when I am sick, not because it’s so much work but because my brain isn’t really sitting around going, “Hey, who is like, really hot?  Let’s think about hot girls”.  Instead, because I am a big baby, it is going, “Oh god, this is the worst anyone has ever felt.  You’re probably dying.  Sure it seems like a cold but were you this tired last time?  If you were I’m not going to let you remember because I’m your brain, I am instead going to convince you your symptoms are vague yet severe and that you are secretly dying”.  Now, in most social circles I keep that to myself and I say, “it’s just a cold”.  In part because I don’t want anyone to know what a baby I am but really more so at my funeral people will talk about how brave I was, how I didn’t let on because I didn’t want people to worry that I was dying of the plague.  So this makes choosing a celebrity a bit of a chore but luckily here is Lea Michele to the rescue who has been posting pictures on social media for a couple of weeks now that lead me to believe she has hired a full time photographer to take pictures of her just for social media.  They are way too nice to be anything but planned.  All of these pics are things she has posted. They have reminded me that yes, I am attracted to Lea Michele.  So here she is, making my job easy today.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

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