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The Time 100 Gala was last night and I am not entirely sure what it is but I assume it has to do with a list of 100 people Time will publish or has published.  100 People who what is the question.  Maybe most influential?  Maybe the 100 people most likely to get your to buy a magazine?  Boy, that’s would be a profitable list I bet.  I dunno, I do not and have not ever been a Time reader because once, long ago when studying political philosophy I was trying to figure out what publications to regularly read (because this was before the internet and you had to limit yourself in such ways) and my professor said Time was “a small step above a picture book.  It’s fully of shiny things to distract idiots,” and it’s impossible for me to not get that vibe now.  I mean, I do consider list making the lowest form of journalism).  But reader or not and whatever their list is I can’t take too much issue with it cause their Gala was jam packed with people who I was happy to see there.  Demi Lovato won though by being gorgeous and attractive and also wearing two different things because she performed.  I guess that’s like cheating but I don’t care.  Cheat to win I always say.  Every time I post Demi Lovato I am taken with just how striking she is and has become.  Not everyone matures into their beauty and it is the special, lucky person who becomes more beautiful as she ages.  Demi Lovato seems to be one of those people.  And it certainly makes sense.  I mean, recovery is a lot of work but it’s a fuck ton better for your health than what came before.  Of course, I am reminded sometimes by a long time friend that when forced to say which Disney star I found most attractive back in… whenever that was that Demi Lovato was a Diseny star, I said her hands down.  But I would point out saying, “If you put a gun to my head” is hardly high praise, where as now, as a woman fully into adulthood and maturity I find her to be remarkably attractive.  I dunno, I am rambling, my basic point is if you get your news from Time that’s ok, it’s better than getting it from your friends Facebook feeds but really, try to branch out.  There is still excellent journalism out there if you want it.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

I am not sure when Baywatch comes out but it looks like we’re starting to get the full court press for it, what with them sponsoring Marathons and so on.  For someone who had no interest in the show as a kid and scoffed at my friends who ddi watch just to slow motion boobs bouncing, I am surprisingly interested in the movie.  Like, not interested enough to actually know when it comes out but interested enough that I will definitely watch it when it hits HBO or Netflix. This is in large part because of the Rock, who is a giant muscle bound ball of charm and goodness in the world.  Like if he ran for President I would… well, I’d claim that he was painfully unqualified and we really shouldn’t vote for celebrities but if he won I’d at least have confidence that he is a good person. That would be a fun change.  But there are other reasons.  Alexandra Daddario is one.  She is just very attractive and I have been a fan since her days of making terrible horror movies (nut not days of making terrible YA adaptations because I am like 30 years too old to have seen those).  Anyway, she was at stuff this weekend because Baywatch and so here she is.  Because today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Wow, so this is cutting it close.  Today has been kind of nuts and disappointing with a lame record store day and rain and gray and… well, I stubbed my toe earlier.  I am not starting a gofundme or anything to cover my grief but… well, if you think I should let me know.  Anyway, I didn’t get around to this cause today has been strangely hectic.  I am posting Emily Ratajkowski cause she showed up at a million things in the past couple days.  Or three.  One of the two.  I wasn’t a math major, guys.  She also had a new photoshoot come out and she looked great there.  So easy choice I guess, today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Lana Del Rey because there was a possibly new set of photos of her.  I honestly can’t be entirely sure because they looked familiar but at the same time that’s kind of the whole point.  Photos of Lana Del Rey are always steeped in a memory of a past that never really existed, so they are supposed to make us think that maybe we have seen something just like this before, even though in reality they pick pieces from disparate time periods that weren’t really all that close together at the time, even if the past seems to be one big jumbled mess to us in the present.  It’s like when people used to have 80’s parties and they’d dress in fashions that never saw each other, or when 90’s parties happened and everyone thought that was all about neon even though that was basically 1 year in the 90’s and no other time.  I don’t know how people dress for 2000’s parties, I just know my mind rebels at the whole idea cause my brain still thinks of that as basically now, even though it’s been 7 years.  My point is the past can blur together and that is the past a picture of Lana Del Rey is selling, not a real past but a concept of the past.  A feeling of old timey-ness that is inexact and more about what we want the past to be than anything it really was.  So, I guess what I am saying is there may have been new pictures.  It would make sense, she has a new album coming out at some point this year.  Or they might be recycled because magazines love to do that and let’s be honest, if you’re going to recycle photos and pass them off as new, Lana Del Rey is a pretty good choice for that.  Not so much as a meta commentary but because people can’t be sure if they have seen them before.  Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

I couldn’t get to sleep last night and ended up watching the Tonight Show and Anne Hathaway was one and guys, she tries so hard to just be likeable and I realize that’s why so many people hate her but give her a break. I am not saying you have to like her, I am not saying you have to believe it’s genuine, but that kid in class who was trying so hard to seem like one of the guys?  Well, that kid just wanted the same as the rest of us, she just wanted to fit in.  She couldn’t help it if it didn’t work out.  I am not saying you had to be that kid’s friend, I am just saying you shouldn’t hate someone for wanting what everyone wants, which is just to be accepted.  I get it, neediness is a huge turn off.  But you know, you can just walk away.  Anyway, she doesn’t bother me at all and i quite like her but I am aware of the thoughts of others.  I am looking forward to her new movie as it is getting positive buzz and I have to say, it sounds like a fantastic idea.  I am not a kaiju expert but I am a nerd so I certainly have seen my fair share of Godzilla movies as well as even cheaper knock off want to be Godzilla movies over the years, it seems like a comedy version would be a great idea.  Plus, I have been a fan of Nacho Vigalondo since Time Crimes, because I am a weird horror nerd.  Anyway, Anne’s dress was just ok last night but she looked beautiful, which is a thing I have learned to just accept about her.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Hey guys, I feel a little bad because I am going to half ass this post and I always feel slightly guilty about that but doubly so when it is someone I haven’t posted very often.  I feel like I am falling down on the job.  But my allergies are just killing me and as a result I am just kind of worn out and I’ll be honest, the older I get the more trouble my brain has functioning when I didn’t sleep well.  Anyway, Ani-Mia is very attractive but also a talented cosplayer.  More importantly she seems to be a pretty stand up person from what I can tell.  That’s a good thing.  Um… her name is a pun, which is either great or terrible depending on who you ask.  I like her Samus cosplay.  I got nothing else, sorry.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

So the trailer for The Last Jedi dropped yesterday and yeah, of course I have seen it.  In general I don’t get people’s obsession with trailers because I just don’t get excited about commercials and am a little concerned people are not only so obsessed with the new commercial for a movie but that they are mildly outraged I haven’t seen it and have no desire to spend my time hunting it down and watching a commercial.  For the record, I also kind of think people who just watch the Superbowl for the commercials are unbearable as well.  But obviously I was going to see the Star Wars one because it was going to be unavoidable and everyone was going to ask me about it but also because I don’t mind watching the occasional trailer if it’s for a thing I actually care enough about to want to see a commercial for it 8 months in advance.  Anyway, it looked cool. That sure was moving pictures with sound on a screen.  And lightsabers.  I was more interested in some of the live streams from the Star Wars celebration, though I seem to miss all the good stuff and just get people mugging for the camera.  But Daisy Ridley was adorable when I saw her and in general I feel very lucky we have the new cast we have, they all seem pretty great.  Like, decent people who care about Star Wars but also seem to get that there is perhaps a bit of responsibility socially when you play someone who is immediately iconic and the hero of children.  It warms my heart.  Anyway, here are some pictures of Daisy Ridley cause I am posting her today mainly because of Star Wars but also cause she’s pretty great.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

So here is Hayley Atwell because… maybe because I am really tired?  I basically just woke up.  Because I didn’t really sleep last night and as a result around noon I finally crashed and got a few hours sleep and then my mind wandered to Hayley Atwell and then Peggy Carter I think because I remembered it was her birthday last week, which I probably remembered because I may have queued something last week and it finally popped up today but I can’t swear by it.  Anyway, as I tried to shower and wake up I was thinking about how important heroes are in general and how it’s just crucial that sometimes we have people to look up to.  Fictional or not, it’s important that there is some justice in the world but also a working example of how you can be a real human being but also be a deeply good person.  I like Captain America for similar reasons, as kids some of us didn’t have examples of this in any real way, so our heroes had to do the same.  And Peggy Carter was one of those.  Not a model for me as a child or anything because she barely existed in the comics until Hayley Atwell knocked it out of the park with the character.  But she fills that role so well.  And I miss that.  And I probably have more to say but I am so, so tired.  So I won’t.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Last night I saw pictures of Fan Bingbing at a Louis Vuitton event in Paris and was like, “Wow, that’s such a nice dress”.  And well… this morning I woke up still thinking, “Wow, that’s such a great dress”.  I really like it, I think it looks great but I think part of it is the person it is on.  One of the more remarkable traits Fan Bingbing seems to have is the ability to always look amazingly beautiful. So maybe the dress would look like garbage on anyone else but because she’s wearing it she elevates it.  Maybe.  There is no way we’ll ever know.  I just know she looked great in it and it had a lot of things going on that I liked, kind of gauzy, kind of see through, kind of shiny, Fan Bingbing was in it.  Lots of great stuff.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Here is Sofia Vergara because she was at some Gala Dinner in Italy.  I thought she looked good.  I liked most of her dress (it falls apart a bit for me below the knees but oh well).  That’s basically it, it’s been kind of a slow week for celebrity stuff and it’s nice to just make a simple and quick post.  Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.